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Busted a cap in that ass. Gotta go to the dentist, now more donkey steaks for me.
about 2 hours ago
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Cheney watching, regretting not carpet bombing Oslo.
about 7 hours ago
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Saw Still Bill, the Bill Withers doc. Amazing.
about 16 hours ago
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@ LOL. The book, Moby Done Dicked.
about 16 hours ago
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@ -I am Zip Coon.
about 21 hours ago
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@ Crap, I'm thinking of Color Adjustment.
about 21 hours ago
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@ How about the weird, arguably wrong headed attack at Cosby at the end?
about 21 hours ago
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@ Another winner. I'm noticing a dirty apartment theme.
about 22 hours ago
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@ I love that!!! I totally feel like the hermit with the beard. Okay, got to buy it
about 22 hours ago
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@ You shouldn't. It's REALLY hard to spend $65 at Taco Bell.
11:34 AM Dec 9th
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@ Hemple for 30 min warm up, 45 1st story, break 15, 45 2nd story, 45 third. Win!
11:32 AM Dec 9th
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@ Yeah that remix is amazing.
10:57 AM Dec 9th
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@ Thanks! Rocking it now.
10:55 AM Dec 9th
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The loss of spanking takes all the fun out of parenting.
10:54 AM Dec 9th
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@ Narratively, the show is confused. All the characters are morally compromised, his the most. He was doomed as a nice guy.
10:17 AM Dec 9th
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@ That's how you know a sci-fi show is about to get canceled. Brothers are like canaries. Think Bionic Woman remake.
10:08 AM Dec 9th
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Anyone knows when Twitter pays off? My rate is $2 bucks a word, but I don't want to get paid before 2011. Taxes.
9:58 AM Dec 9th
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@ I'm so surprised to hear that. That Ebony is in print.
9:51 AM Dec 9th
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@ Wrote a thing about Obama a few months back. I think it ran in October. I want instant $ in my PayPal for every word I type.
9:51 AM Dec 9th
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It's great writing for Essence. But I'm pretty sure they are not going to pay me until the end of the Obama administration.
9:37 AM Dec 9th
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- Name Mat Johnson
- Location PHL+NYC+HOU
- Bio Writes books, some with pictures and some with only pictures on the cover.
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