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Follow up question: At 21, am I too old to ostensibly be doing things "ironically"? 37 minutes ago via web
Queen_UK Ok people, that's enough. It's jubilee weekend and it's home time. Take the rest of the day off. Your Queen loves you. about 1 hour ago via web Retweeted by MatGreenfield and 857 others
@feliciaday Pease Bream? about 1 hour ago via web in reply to feliciaday
Question: at 21, am I too old for a Micro Scooter, or can I pull it off if I claim to be riding one ironically? about 1 hour ago via web
@IanMorris78 Oh Christ, is this going to turn out like that feud you had with LA Fitness? about 2 hours ago via web in reply to IanMorris78
So the Green Lantern is gay? That'll make the sequel with Blake Lively as the love interest very odd, Ryan Reynolds I could believe as gay. about 2 hours ago via web
@IanMorris78 Oddly enough, I left LoveFilm and then went back, but still get bombarded with these letters of special offers if I go back... about 2 hours ago via web in reply to IanMorris78
Glinner Beautiful. RT @LettersOfNote: Lovely final paragraph of a letter from detective novelist Raymond Chandler: twitpic.com/9rksro about 2 hours ago via Tweetlogix Retweeted by MatGreenfield and 82 others
Everyone's downstairs watching my colleagues play football. Time for a quick nap methinks. about 3 hours ago via web
commentisfree The Queen has turned her back on the gay community | Peter Tatchell gu.com/p/383vt/tw about 4 hours ago via Tweet Button Retweeted by MatGreenfield and 64 others
@sequentialogic Wearing a bowler hat and a union jack waistcoat presumably? about 5 hours ago via web in reply to sequentialogic
Mostly because I don't consider myself mature enough yet to not get a sudden urge to eat grass. The metaphor's broken down. about 5 hours ago via web
Just to be clear, I'm not anti-Monarchy by any means. Sure, they're pointless but so's my appendix and I've not done away with that just yet about 5 hours ago via web
@alaindebotton I look at eReaders as the more portable version of books. Just as many with a mobile phone still have a landline at home. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to alaindebotton
@vickywong710 "Martin (@MartinSLewis) made money at moneysupermarket.com and now he feels EPIC! *'You're the best around' plays*" about 5 hours ago via web in reply to vickywong710
@Midey I can't remember exactly but I think it was something pitiful like £30. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to Midey
guardiantech APIs cannot be copyrighted, judge says, torpedoing Oracle case against Android bit.ly/LcrnxM about 8 hours ago via twitterfeed Retweeted by MatGreenfield and 95 others
@Midey Pretty much, unless you offer me a good price for mine. about 9 hours ago via Microsoft in reply to Midey
Someone just came to the door to ask my housemate if he could have his bike...eBay, motherfucker. about 18 hours ago via web
@phil_creighton Maybe but I can't believe that he's always had a need to use glasses but chose to pull a Mr. Magoo on us for two series. about 22 hours ago via web in reply to phil_creighton

Name Mat Greenfield
Location Horsham, England
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Bio Computer Science Student, Freelance journalist, Programmer, Actor, Dancer, Swimwear model, Flowerpot, Inventor of the chopping board. Views are my own.