MatBlackmore
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Snowing at Stansted. But surprisingly mild considering the trouble I had driving up my road.
27 minutes ago
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Ola-la!
1:47 PM Dec 19th
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@ @ Thanks. I get a little trophy too. But shame I missed the twissup. Hope y'all had fun
1:09 AM Dec 16th
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Yes! I am the Hills Home Game Poker Champion of 2009. Get a trophy, too. Is it big-headed to say I am the greatest poker player ever?
6:39 PM Dec 15th
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@ Sorry I couldn't be there tonight. The poker game didn't finish until 1.30am and I'm sure you were long gone by then. Oh, and I won.
6:34 PM Dec 15th
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@ Dead behind the eyes.
7:19 AM Dec 14th
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@ Practice, practice, practice...
7:18 AM Dec 14th
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@ That was only because I was desparate for a piss & you were cheaper than the loos in Waterloo station.
7:18 AM Dec 14th
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in reply to LordNerdatron
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Big Cook, Little Cook: if they don't hate their job then they are great actors, cos they really look like they don't give a fuck about kids.
6:09 AM Dec 14th
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@ Ironic, really, when you let that old man piss in your mouth for twenty quid. But why did you post the video on YouTube?
4:14 AM Dec 14th
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in reply to LordNerdatron
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@ ...and then I'll come crawling back to you lot and things will be back to normal again but with lesson learned.
2:28 AM Dec 14th
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@ And all my new, sycophantic followers will be there for me right up until that moment when I really need them...
2:27 AM Dec 14th
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in reply to gibbzer
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Good morning. Aaaaaaaah! Cough! When bedtime?
1:40 AM Dec 14th
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@ Get in the queue. My arse will be in such a high gear I will be dumping all my old followers for newer, richer ones.
1:39 AM Dec 14th
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@ I like her dangly bits. Ooh!
4:35 AM Dec 13th
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in reply to kirstieh
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@ I missed it. Is she still in? It wasn't Argentine Tango was it?
3:10 PM Dec 12th
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@ @ can't get down there. Will be working I'm afraid.
1:07 PM Dec 12th
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@ @ Evening, youse. I hear you're having brunch with the Simpsonians tomorrow.
1:05 PM Dec 12th
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@ @ I love this guy. I really hope he sticks with the songtitle 'Say Your Sorry' and says 'fuck you!' to grammar.
7:18 AM Dec 11th
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@ I was inviting others to follow you in the time-honoured manner of the and all I get from you I abuse.
6:52 AM Dec 11th
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- Name Matthew Blackmore
- Location Old London Town (the new bit)
- Web http://tinyurl.co...
- Bio Britain's Best Value Actor. Currently in the embryonic stages of an immensely successful writing career.
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