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  1. j&j auto camp hill pa 12:10 PM Oct 2nd from txt
  2. Ghonked at the Sheetz van as i passed it. I hope the driver knows it was a honk of awesomeness and appreciation. 3:21 PM Oct 1st from txt
  3. Thought it was prolific when a security guard refered to his television set as "the one-eyed demon". 12:39 PM Sep 22nd from txt
  4. #1 Happy Valley becomes Unhappy Valley real quick if penn state looses. 11:09 AM Sep 19th from txt
  5. #2 never feel sorry for the opposing team no matter how many points they are losing by. 11:08 AM Sep 19th from txt
  6. #3 never refer to penn state university as 'PU'. For some reason they dont like that. 11:04 AM Sep 19th from txt
  7. #4 penn state coach joe paterno died 5 years ago at the age of 77 and was replaced with an android bearing his likeness. 11:03 AM Sep 19th from txt
  8. #5 no matter what some diehards claim a nittany lion is pretty much the same thing as a mountain lion or wildcat. 11:03 AM Sep 19th from txt
  9. Top 5 things to remember at a penn state game... 11:01 AM Sep 19th from txt
  10. Listening to the Beach Boys sing Beatles songs. 5:16 PM Sep 16th from web
  11. Doing night reconassance with your dog (walking him at night) is a great way to avoid pesky clean up duties. 7:37 PM Sep 15th from txt
  12. My 5-year-old son claims he is good at video games because he can beat his grandma. 1:32 PM Sep 11th from txt
  13. Coffee at 7 is the caffiene addicts version of drinking alone. 3:59 PM Sep 9th from txt
  14. Fall always gifts the most nostalgic of breezes. 3:21 PM Sep 8th from txt
  15. Funny yet uncomfortable when older lady in college class misread the word "organism" as "orgasm". 6:52 PM Sep 1st from txt
  16. There is a reason why Halifax (PA) rhymes with railroad tracks. 8:29 AM Aug 30th from txt
  17. "Golf is a good walk spoiled" - Mark Twain 9:52 AM Aug 29th from txt
  18. My son was quick to point out today that "buttox" sounds like "butt talks". 5:04 PM Aug 28th from txt
  19. Not running in a week has a way of making you feel like a fat bastard. A bastard that could run 5k tomorrow if my shoulder wasn't jacked. 5:02 PM Aug 28th from txt
  20. You're like gingivitis. When you grin you fight us. Acid rain from your lips in a verbal virus. 4:29 AM Aug 24th from web