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  1. If I were Rudolph I’d be happy that all the reindeer who use to break my balls had to now stare at my ass while working Christmas Eve
  2. If someone reads you a self help book, does it count?
  3. You know, I'm all in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn't involve malignant tumors.
  4. New blog post for massage therapists shows how to sell last minute holiday gift certificates. http://www.ultimatemassagesuccess.blogspot.com
  5. Looking forward to the Eagles whoop the Giants tonight!
  6. Had a GREAT dinner & movie night with friends. Yeah, it's cliche - but what else do you do when you're pushing 40?
  7. Oh, thank god for coffee (which reminds me - I got to pick up some today)
  8. Revising my marketing course for massage therapists. Taking longer than I thought (especially when you're taking care of an infant).
  9. My eyes are so bloodshot this morning I think I have to stick a tampon in my ear to suck all the blood out of them.
  10. Ever notice that most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit?
  11. Anyone in the Ewing NJ area want to form a top 40 outrageous party band? DM if interested
  12. Looking forward to another Eagles win today!
  13. It's Thanksgiving (but I'd rather be having pizza and beer)
  14. TIRED TIRED TIRED of all the "How to make money on Twitter/MLM/affiliate" tweets I get. Thinking of closing my twitter account. Ugh!
  15. I've learned that a man's feelings are like his mother's breasts. He knows they're there, but they're best left un-felt.
  16. Can't keep up with all the "How to make money on Twitter" tweets I get. It's overwhelming. Anyone else feel the same?
  17. I don't know whether to say "Good morning God" or "Good God, morning?"
  18. Any advice for a teething baby? Had a nightmare day dealing with it today.
  19. You will continue to be un-prosperous as long as you rely on others to make you prosperous. Cool quote, huh? You're welcome.
  20. Great Phillies win last night!