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MashedAshton

Enjoy the sunshine x 9 minutes ago via txt
WOWFactsOfLife Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by MashedAshton and 148 others
Run My Route Running Map - 5 Miles - 5.46 miles in Southport, United Kingdom: bit.ly/KLTK6N 3:10 AM May 31st via Tweet Button
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DrFunnyQuotes Do you sometimes meet people and wonder....Was this really the fastest sperm? 12:30 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by MashedAshton and 270 others
itsWillyFerrell Top 3 reasons to stand up: 1) You need to go somewhere. 2) To stretch. 3) You are the real slim shady. 10:54 AM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by MashedAshton and 1712 others
Thenorriscole Certain that Jeremy Kyle just drives round council estates using a fishing rod & a bottle of Stella as bait to catch the people for his show 2:06 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by MashedAshton and 487 others
Queen_UK For the avoidance of doubt, there is no such thing as 'American English'. There is the English language and there are mistakes. 12:41 AM May 29th via web Retweeted by MashedAshton and 9932 others
timlovejoy 9 days 17hrs - Euro 2012 26 days 17hrs - Wimbledon 31 days 17hrs - TDF 58 days 17hrs - Olympics 122 days 6hrs - Ryder Cup 11:22 PM May 28th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by MashedAshton and 1343 others
itsWillyFerrell My goldfish is either planking or it's dead... 11:19 PM May 28th via TweetDeck Retweeted by MashedAshton and 543 others
@LeeR1989 ha ha, @wardy247 is the man to beat x 1:04 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LeeR1989
@LeeR1989 running Mr. Rimmer? 11:10 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LeeR1989
Queen_UK Home time people. It's far too nice to be working. #ginoclock 9:07 AM May 28th via TweetDeck Retweeted by MashedAshton and 327 others
itsWillyFerrell 1+1=3 if you don't wear a condom. 8:19 AM May 28th via TweetDeck Retweeted by MashedAshton and 864 others
BryanRoberts72 Lovely stuff from Tesco Addlestone. A giant throne. Made of beer. twitter.com/BryanRoberts72… 4:19 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by MashedAshton and 7 others
Did i mention that ormskirk hospital has the worst car park system EVER! 2:40 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone from West Lancashire, Lancashire
Ultrasound, awesome word, perhaps a Liverpool colloquialism 😃 twitter.com/MashedAshton/s… 2:31 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone from West Lancashire, Lancashire
itsWillyFerrell Think of a number between 0 and 100. Add 14 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 6. Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it? 1:11 AM May 28th via TweetDeck Retweeted by MashedAshton and 1156 others
Joey7Barton Is Robbie Williams expecting? 1:41 PM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by MashedAshton and 1348 others
Joey7Barton @piersmorgan we should play on opposing teams next year old boy and I could give you a close up demo... 1:22 PM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to piersmorgan Retweeted by MashedAshton and 807 others