MashedAshton
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Enjoy the sunshine x
9 minutes ago
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Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
about 3 hours ago
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Run My Route Running Map - 5 Miles - 5.46 miles in Southport, United Kingdom:
3:10 AM May 31st
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From Father Ted
3:01 AM May 31st
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Do you sometimes meet people and wonder....Was this really the fastest sperm?
12:30 PM May 30th
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Top 3 reasons to stand up:
1) You need to go somewhere.
2) To stretch.
3) You are the real slim shady.
10:54 AM May 30th
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Certain that Jeremy Kyle just drives round council estates using a fishing rod & a bottle of Stella as bait to catch the people for his show
2:06 AM May 30th
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For the avoidance of doubt, there is no such thing as 'American English'. There is the English language and there are mistakes.
12:41 AM May 29th
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9 days 17hrs - Euro 2012
26 days 17hrs - Wimbledon
31 days 17hrs - TDF
58 days 17hrs - Olympics
122 days 6hrs - Ryder Cup
11:22 PM May 28th
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My goldfish is either planking or it's dead...
11:19 PM May 28th
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@ ha ha, @ is the man to beat x
1:04 PM May 28th
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in reply to LeeR1989
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@ running Mr. Rimmer?
11:10 AM May 28th
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in reply to LeeR1989
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Home time people. It's far too nice to be working.
9:07 AM May 28th
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1+1=3 if you don't wear a condom.
8:19 AM May 28th
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Lovely stuff from Tesco Addlestone. A giant throne. Made of beer.
4:19 AM May 28th
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Did i mention that ormskirk hospital has the worst car park system EVER!
2:40 AM May 28th
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from West Lancashire, Lancashire
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Ultrasound, awesome word, perhaps a Liverpool colloquialism 😃
2:31 AM May 28th
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from West Lancashire, Lancashire
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Think of a number between 0 and 100. Add 14 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 6. Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it?
1:11 AM May 28th
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Is Robbie Williams expecting?
1:41 PM May 27th
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@ we should play on opposing teams next year old boy and I could give you a close up demo...
1:22 PM May 27th
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in reply to piersmorgan
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