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  1. I'm awake in bed lol, what to doooo.
  2. FUCK @FANFUCKENTASTIC ; he talked about Tyra so much yesterday I had a dream about her x___X
  3. AWWWW someone else ate all the grapes D: Fuck them.
  4. "Aaaagh Freddie, ye pushy scrawny little bastard!!"
  5. Dude, Rev from A7X DIED!!! WTF. That is craziness!
  6. "Tell me what you want." "I... I can't!" "Why not??" "... I'm Catholic." ROFLLLL (Still the best bedroom line ever, sorry Robert :D)
  7. I drove in a dream last night and didn't die. I ALWAYS DIE. What does that mean??
  8. Couch + Mary = Nap. Probably going to end up getting jumped on by Peter. Occupational hazard.
  9. "Bet you've never been this happy to see a dick before." "You underestimate me, sir!!"
  10. D&D table game on the morrow! My excitement is palpable :D
  11. @FANFUCKENTASTIC Aww, @banana1989 got some?? Me tooooo :D like 15 minutes ago lmao
  12. Gonna get my eyebrows and possibly toeses didd
  13. Bedtime. I'm too much of a chicked shit to ask 'im what needs to be asked.
  14. lol, poor Kirk is all wet from the nasty weather so I can't let him into bed with meeee
  15. Lol, do you ever just want to say to someone "You don't like me, do you?" just to get it over with? Got that right now.
  16. So bored. I'm going to start posting surveys if nobody entertains me *threaten*
  17. [cont'd] I will be cute for the rest of my life. :D
  18. LMAO I have been oodles of uber fucking silly for like the last 5 years of my lifeee. I was cute at 13, I'm cute now, an…http://lnk.ms/3cdJJ
  19. Should be in the kitchen doing dishes right now like a good woman, lol
  20. Lol if my daddy found me awake right now there would be troubleee