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  1. Just when I thought I had mastered BART, I find myself standing at the wrong platform for 15 minutes. about 12 hours ago from txt
  2. RT @StephenAtHome: sarah palin didn't finish a 5k race in kennewick, ashington. amazing - is there anything she can't quit? about 12 hours ago from web
  3. RT @shitmydadsays: "It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows ... about 15 hours ago from web
  4. My #questionoftheyear for @askdotcom: Technically speaking, is Carrie Prejean from another planet? Jupiter? Mars? It's got to be one. #askit about 15 hours ago from web
  5. Between @MandersC with the awkwardly-sized bananas and @robbiewf's Her juice squirting on my legs, I'm thoroughly disgusted with SF... about 15 hours ago from web
  6. @robbiewf Seriously, if your Her juice squirts on me one more time, I'm going back to New York. about 15 hours ago from web
  7. Something feels mighty strange about seeing a Christmas tree in 75 degree weather. about 17 hours ago from web
  8. Hello San Francisco. Ginger kombucha? Don't mind if I do. about 17 hours ago from web
  9. @lillyj It doesn't help that he's smart too. Where did all the fuggo, unfunny dummies go? about 17 hours ago from web in reply to lillyj
  10. I hate it when I meet a boy who is cute AND funny. Deadly combination if you ask me. about 19 hours ago from txt
  11. 6 a.m. and at the airport. I hate everything right now. 3:00 AM Dec 1st from txt
  12. Update: @baileykennedy and I ate ITALIAN for lunch. That is all. 12:43 PM Nov 30th from web
  13. RT @beardfoundation: Alan Richman and Eric Ripert travel to Costco: http://is.gd/585Ni 12:42 PM Nov 30th from web
  14. RT @FakeAPStylebook: The singular of "Beatles" is probably only 4-5 years away. 12:40 PM Nov 30th from web
  15. Can't get the Killers' song Human out of my head. #musicmonday 12:39 PM Nov 30th from web
  16. RT @shitmydadsays: “We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time fr ... 7:34 AM Nov 30th from web
  17. Looking forward to my @billysbakery trip this evening. Three cheers for buttercream! 7:32 AM Nov 30th from web
  18. If you could see my train of thought for the past 30 minutes, it's this: Sushi or pizza? Sushi or pizza? Sushi or pizza? Sushi or pizza?... 7:31 AM Nov 30th from web
  19. Back in the office on a Monday morning - missed the view of NYC from the 8th floor. 6:39 AM Nov 30th from web
  20. American Airlines = Total FAIL for customer service. They'll take your $20 for baggage, but they'll lose your luggage with no refund. 3:22 PM Nov 29th from txt