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  1. They stepped off the sidewalk every place but the lights. Dicks, he snarled, parking to unfoul a mother and toddler from his front bumper. 7:38 AM Dec 14th from TwitterBerry
  2. @angeoudiable Yup - I hear you. I feel the same every time I watch Zombie Flesh Eaters. 11:56 AM Dec 13th from TwitterBerry
  3. @nikperring Scotch? The hypersensitive quarter of my regional makeup prefers 'Scots' - but as for broth, well yes they do. 10:13 AM Dec 13th from TwitterBerry
  4. Said three year old: can you hear my ears go wheeeee? Listen. It'll probably stop with his cold, but now I'm terrified he has tinnitus too. 9:59 AM Dec 13th from TwitterBerry
  5. Nah, no, nah, said the lady on the front desk. We could hear she was well practised in saying it. 2:49 AM Dec 12th from TwitterBerry
  6. @angeoudiable Go on - how did you embarrass yourself?! 3:35 PM Dec 11th from TwitterBerry
  7. I was a little dismayed by the puddles in the Blackwall Tunnel, being as it passes under the Thames and the water should be on the outside. 9:00 AM Dec 10th from web
  8. 'Love you,' rushed the skeletal guy on the train to his girlfriend, after a half hour pause. It seemed to fill their gap. 4:32 PM Nov 27th from TwitterBerry
  9. Fabulous Decongested this evening, with an audience flown in straight from the BAFTA awards. 3:48 PM Nov 27th from TwitterBerry
  10. @timbailey As IT guru extraordinaire you have excelled yourself with this one! :o) 3:54 AM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
  11. At what age are you meant to start grunting at the effort it takes to stand? Caught myself doing it just now. So begins the decline. Bugger. 3:52 AM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
  12. According to my training course today we are each of us made of many named parts. This would be my Poncy Online Social Networking part. 10:19 AM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  13. According to my training course today we are each of us made of many named parts. This would be my Poncy Online Social Networking part. 10:19 AM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  14. You weirdy weirdo, daddy, announced three year old at bedtime. Oh, I replied, why? Don't ask me that, you weird, he replied. 2:45 PM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry
  15. Take 20 minutes out from your seasonal consumption to watch this ~ http://www.storyofstuff.com 1:33 PM Nov 2nd from web
  16. Hmm. Flu, tinnitus and NaNoWrimo. Perfect bed mates. It feels rude to watch. 12:55 PM Nov 2nd from TwitterBerry
  17. Tales of the Decongested ~ tickets for Friday's readings now available online ~ free glass of wine ~ http://decongested.org.uk/events 4:44 PM Oct 29th from TwitterBerry
  18. Oops - wrong time 7 not 7.30! ~ sooo, fine words, cheap wine. Tales of the Decongested ~ 7.00pm Friday ~ 3rd floor gallery @ Foyles ~ phew! 10:29 AM Oct 29th from TwitterBerry
  19. Fine words, cheap wine. Tales of the Decongested ~ 7.30pm tomorrow ~ 3rd floor gallery @ Foyles, Charing Cross Road ~ www.decongested.com 10:08 AM Oct 29th from TwitterBerry
  20. I'm about THIS close to launching the new Tales of the Decongested website. Really. THIS close. 2:16 AM Oct 25th from TwitterBerry