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  1. Wizzard must really hate Slade. 11:06 AM Dec 20th from Brizzly
  2. Mary just shared a lift with michael phelps. 1:54 AM Dec 19th from txt
  3. My mum's birthday today. She's seventy and she looks pretty damn good. We're in a cafe in manchester. 1:53 AM Dec 19th from txt
  4. I'm with my uncle chris, uncle mick, aunt elaine, sister and mother. We are drunk. 12:45 PM Dec 18th from txt
  5. In the bar of the glorious midland hotel, manchester. Carling on tap. I give up. 11:12 AM Dec 18th from txt
  6. I don't think I like anybody in this christmas number one lark. What a complete waste of energy. 3:03 PM Dec 17th from Brizzly
  7. I've got to get the boy up now, he's going to be really mad. 3:00 PM Dec 17th from Brizzly
  8. I've been out of the fast drug loop for some time now. Any tips on staying awake for the next four hours? I've had coffee and banana. Sleepy 3:00 PM Dec 17th from Brizzly
  9. I've never driven in my pyjamas before. It'll make falling asleep at the wheel so much easier. 2:53 PM Dec 17th from Brizzly
  10. Unfortunately I also need to drive to Liverpool. I think I may need a coffee. 2:32 PM Dec 17th from Brizzly
  11. We're coming off a nine hour cleaning binge. I'm still in my pyjamas. Need to go to bed. 2:31 PM Dec 17th from Brizzly
  12. Off my tits on surface cleaner. 2:30 PM Dec 17th from Brizzly
  13. @iamjamesward Dead fairies are good luck. 1:44 AM Dec 17th from Brizzly in reply to iamjamesward
  14. I don't know what all that was about. 1:25 PM Dec 16th from Brizzly
  15. @caitlinmoran What Macca ticket thing? 1:19 PM Dec 16th from Brizzly in reply to caitlinmoran
  16. Not you treacle. See, me and Paulie was in the Beatles. I was Martin 'The Invisible One'. 1:12 PM Dec 16th from Brizzly
  17. @caitlinmoran We were in a band together, actually. 1:04 PM Dec 16th from Brizzly in reply to caitlinmoran
  18. @caitlinmoran I have other 'friends' I could stay with. You've given away my ticket haven't you? 12:37 PM Dec 16th from Brizzly in reply to caitlinmoran
  19. @caitlinmoran When are we going to see Macca yo? 11:58 AM Dec 16th from Brizzly in reply to caitlinmoran
  20. @davidcbalfour Damn *scribbles over title* 9:06 AM Dec 16th from web in reply to davidcbalfour