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  1. Have you ever needed an Idea Blueprint? @worldmegan has launched an exciting new site/service! Check it out: http://bit.ly/IBGlaunchabout 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. @andshespins I LOVE my Macbook Pro. I definitely recommend one. One issue: they run a little hot, so an elevated base is a good idea.2:49 AM Jul 11th from TweetDeck in reply to andshespins
  3. @CharlieGilkey Big congratulations to Angela! (^_^) That's fantastic!12:00 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CharlieGilkey
  4. New Tasty Flesh is up today! Mystery.... revealed? http://bit.ly/f1Egr #strippers #zombies10:37 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
  5. @andshespins :::crosses his fingers & hopes to make the cut!:::10:35 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck in reply to andshespins
  6. @edheldim Woo! It's always nice to make someone's day! ...unless it's Dirty Harry. Never make Dirty Harry's day.12:31 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to edheldim
  7. I hope @edheldim doesn't mind that she's making a guest appearance on my blog! (^_^) http://bit.ly/EYmNl11:51 AM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
  8. This thing HAS to be bullshit, right? ...but if not, somebody *better* get me one for my birthday! (August!) http://www.usbchainsaw.com/7:32 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
  9. New Tasty Flesh: Part of this balanced breakfast! ...now with a toy surprise inside! (O_~) http://bit.ly/14JSFo10:17 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck
  10. @knittingoctopus ....I was talking about blowing off *limbs*. ...or digits. ...or non-easily-grafted patches of skin. That kinda stuff.6:45 AM Jul 5th from TweetDeck in reply to knittingoctopus
  11. @knittingoctopus "Enter... Zombie King" sounds great! Luchadors vs. Zombies? I'm in! Also, I wasn't talking about blowing off an *event*.6:42 AM Jul 5th from TweetDeck in reply to knittingoctopus
  12. Since you've got the day off, why don't you watch this *gorgeous* animation? Walt Disney + Salvador Dali = (O_O)! http://bit.ly/disneydali5:35 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
  13. Do you smell that? That's the smell of.... brand new Tasty Flesh! What are the girls cooking up this time? http://bit.ly/18e6nX9:23 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
  14. Anyone doing anything interesting for July 4th? Don't blow anything off!1:23 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  15. Trying to break the World Record zombie walk in Seattle: if you're in the area, get out there & shamble! http://www.july-3rd.com/ #zombies6:56 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  16. Yesterday: Did 100 pull-ups, 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, & 100 squats. Today: It fucking *hurts* when I *sneeze*. Good workout! #crossfit10:54 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
  17. @dmentd ....but doesn't Billy Mays already have all their gift needs covered?9:54 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to dmentd
  18. Thanks to everyone who alerted me to NPR's zombie story this morning! You can find it here: http://bit.ly/172bPu #zombies #NPR8:09 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
  19. RT @bzarcher: Chainsaw + Problem = No More Problem! #genius7:08 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
  20. Testicles... eyeballs.... I imagine they both look pretty similar if you rip them out. ..... Why do I *say* things like this?7:00 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck