MartinWhitmore

MartinWhitmore

@MartinWhitmore Austin, TX
Evil Illustrator, heartless monster, & Servitor of the Old Gods. Follow me! ...to the Apocalypse. Watch for the Zombie Survival Tip of the Day!
http://www.martinwhitmore.com/
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@ I'm no expert by any stretch, but I would assume it's fair use. You're not re-publishing them or selling 'em, so it should be fine.
 
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Corned bacon Reuben? Check. Bacon-wrapped asparagus? Check. Where's my emergency extra stomach?
 
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RT @: Christina Hendricks is Ginger. @ is Mary Ann. ...when can I watch this?
 
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@ Don't these Russian scientists ever watch horror movies? We all know what's coming next...
 
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@ Because other religions don't believe in magical underwear, and golden tablets somebody dug up on their farm.
 
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@ It's important to incorporate improving your stabbing technique into your daily workouts. Great for wrist strength!
 
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@ ...wait, what? What are we talking about here? I'm missing some important component of the conversation, obviously.
 
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Getting ready to try Torchy's for the first time - woo!
 
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...really? You had to take up a whole parking space for *that?*
 
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RT @: OMG. Wake the dead. Screenprinted zombie attack duvet and pillowcases: …
 
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@ Mwahahaha! Thank you, Violet - that is *exactly* what my bedroom needed!
 
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New bed! Put it all together myself... Now I'm too tired to climb into it!
 
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@ Nice tartans! You two look great! (^_^)
 
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I'm wearing chain mail, a spaulder, and a kilt... but I've got nowhere to go!
 
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What? Isn't this how YOU dress to go to the bank & post office?
 
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@ Actually, if that alien life didn't develop religion, they'd probably be 3-4000 years ahead of us.
 
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Biohazard bell pepper - it's the secret ingredient. ...well, that, & orphans.
 
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@ They're old typography drawers. You can search for them on ebay, or sometimes find them in antique shops.
 
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Why the fuck can't I play the word "vorpal" in Words With Friends?! I am hurt and bewildered.
 
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@ Wow... thassa good cookie. (O_O)