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MartinLastrapes

  1. Is it just me or have there been a bunch of cannibal stories in the news since the publication of INSIDE THE OUTSIDE? bit.ly/LENUS8
  2. @JessicaMaybury That means a great deal to me, Jessica, so I'm glad you're enjoying it. I'm currently hard at work on my second novel...
  3. @JessicaMaybury Haha! Fair enough :)
  4. @JessicaMaybury Just glad to be in there somewhere. I take it the "glasses" thing put you off? Will try to do better the next time ;)
  5. @JessicaMaybury Does that mean I'm part of your daily routine? Splendid!
  6. @JessicaMaybury Just saw the kind words you had for INSIDE THE OUTSIDE on your blog. I can't tell you what a smile that puts on my face :)
  7. "The People vs. George Lucas" is a great documentary that helps you determine where you land on the Nerd Scale™. #knowledge
  8. Listen, I love crack cocaine as much as the next guy, which has gotten me to thinking that "the next guy" isn't a great influence. #bff
  9. Nobody else is willing to say it, but I will: Maybe Abraham Lincoln should've had a bulletproof head. #knowledge
  10. Can we all just agree that old white women rapping isn't an inherently funny gag? #tryharder
  11. @GiannaPerada Yes and no. #mysterious
  12. I'm terribly close to publishing some new stories. Stay tuned...
  13. Hey all, pick up a #free copy of @GiannaPerada's cool ass #vampire novel, BLOOD LIFE, today only in the #Kindle Store! amzn.to/LExNHJ
  14. I wish I could be put into a self-induced coma until The Dark Knight Rises comes out.
  15. Hey @duncantrussell, check out my novel INSIDE THE OUTSIDE. It's about cults, cannibals, and lesbians. No Buddhist chants, though. #loonloon
  16. The Muse has been awfully good to me lately. I've been knocking out chapters like a 21-year-old Mike Tyson. I definitely owe her a cookie.
  17. The unfortunate irony of professional sports is loyal fans care more about the games than 99% of the athletes who play in them.