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  1. Watching Sportscenter to unwind.
  2. I don't care how manly you think you are. If it takes a 5-point turn for you to fit into a standard parking space, then your truck's too big
  3. Came home to find my dog had destroyed all my Christmas lights. Apparently she's more into Hanukkah.
  4. I need a wife who can do the grocery shopping for me. I'm in the checkout line about to smash this bottle of cider over someone's head.
  5. Just woke up. :(
  6. Happy 50th Birthday, Dad! I miss you.
  7. http://yfrog.com/3g56nj Getting pumped.
  8. @Ceagon "Come on down to the pumpkin patch, the pumpkin patch, the pumpkin patch!"
  9. I want to be this guy. http://tweetphoto.com/6025275 (@Mad_Men Yourself)
  10. Woke up from a two hour, pizza-induced coma. Maybe I shouldn't go so crazy at Mellow Mushroom next time.
  11. Lazy Monday. Hanging out with Allen at Mellow Mushroom. This pizza is exactly what my body needs.
  12. Gotta say, I think this is the best cast of Saturday Night Live in the last 7 or 8 years. #SNL
  13. Thankful for the day off. Beautiful morning! I'm watching the news, making breakfast, and doing some laundry. House is all decorated!
  14. When you're a Jet, you're the top cat in town.
  15. Hope I'm doing the right thing
  16. @mrslizcook Exciting!
  17. @ShellyMcIntosh Sometimes you just gotta go with it.
  18. Boy, you should see me go when I've had a grande Americano!
  19. @SpencerTucker and I are about to eat all of this. http://yfrog.com/35hs3j
  20. Vinnie Van Go-Go's, watching the President's speech, followed by UNC embarrasing Michigan State for the third time in a row.