MarshallKarp
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Today is Veterans Day. Honor one. Even better, honor them all. ON BEHALF OF A GRATEFUL NATION...
4:41 AM Nov 11th
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40 YEARS AGO TODAY…
6:43 PM Nov 9th
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ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION I voted. But it wasn't easy.
8:10 PM Nov 3rd
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Wrote a really hot sex scene for my next book. Read it out loud to my wife. She fell asleep. But the dog started humping my leg.
10:04 AM Nov 2nd
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LAST WEEK I WENT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL
8:35 AM Oct 27th
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Northwest pilots come clean about why they overshot Minneapolis airport by 150 miles. “We were tweeting, okay?”
3:36 AM Oct 23rd
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Bravo just signed Richard Heene for their latest reality show, Real Assholes of Colorado.
12:24 PM Oct 19th
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NOTE IN A BOTTLE -- Dear Awesome Lady, You were only in my life for 20 seconds...
6:33 AM Oct 19th
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ME, UNPLUGGED: How one man lived without the internet and cable tv for 23 hours.
10:27 AM Oct 9th
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I’m confused. The guy in charge of two wars gets the Nobel Prize for Peace. So who gets the Nobel Prize for Fidelity? Letterman?
9:02 AM Oct 9th
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Windstorm knocked out cable and internet service for 23 hours, and all can say is — it’s incredible how much I got accomplished.
1:19 PM Oct 8th
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SIGN OF THE TIMES
5:57 AM Oct 6th
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Letterman’s ratings are going through the roof. Told my wife I’m willing to have sex with younger women if it will help my book sales.
5:56 AM Oct 6th
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HEY DUMBO, YOU NEVER REALLY NEEDED THAT FEATHER
8:58 PM Sep 27th
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@ I chit chat better on Facebook. Sorry about Mobster World. Spam sucks big time.
8:21 PM Sep 27th
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DO NOT accept my invite to play Mobster World. I got sucker punched and they invited my followers. Read more:
1:10 PM Sep 26th
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Obama asked New York Gov. David Paterson not to run for re-election. Kanye West agrees. Thinks Beyoncé would make a much better governor.
12:08 PM Sep 23rd
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George Clooney said he'd rather have a prostate exam on live TV by a guy with very cold hands than have a Facebook page. So then...got ice?
6:33 AM Sep 18th
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AND KIDS ARE EVEN EASIER TO TRAIN THAN PUPPIES
6:21 PM Sep 17th
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I'm obviously failing as a father.
10:37 AM Sep 14th
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- Name Marshall Karp
- Location Mid-Hudson Valley of New York
- Web http://www.lomaxa...
- Bio Author. Before that I wrote for tv, film, theatre, and advertising. Before that most of my writing was in crayon.
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