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  1. Independence day is great -- I love barbecued meat & explosions -- but if the Underdwellers declare independence *again* there'll be blood.
  2. Was I ever really that young? Chapter 1 of Bone Shop is ALIVE (along with author notes). Read and donate if you like. http://bit.ly/YYQfV
  3. Bone Shop, a donation-supported novella about my early days in Felport, by my stalker T.A. Pratt. Starts June 29. http://bit.ly/qdJ2K
  4. A new blog entry from my stalker T.A. Pratt. Bad News and Crazy Ideas: http://tapratt.livejournal....
  5. Status update about whether my adventures will continue in novel form (no big news, alas): http://tapratt.livejournal....
  6. Memorial Day coming. Last year there were necromantic ghost-poisoned poppies. Some people have no respect. But they can be taught. Forcibly.
  7. Apparently saying "I have nothing but respect for your crazy religion" is tactless. I'll take tactics over tact any day. Or even tic-tacs.
  8. "I don't understand your philosophy," I said. "It's less a philosophy and more a way of separating chumps from their money," he said.
  9. punch kick throat-stomp kick punch elbow-smash headbutt ha ha Thursdays at the monster gym are so exhilarating.
  10. I am interviewed: http://is.gd/uUCh
  11. Armory inventory: One stupid axe, two stupid axes, three stupid axes -- hello, a 'chanted flammenschwert. That's going home with me.
  12. Somewhere on this grimy beach there's one pebble that holds the soul of a sleeping evil. Thank the gods I have minions to do the searching.
  13. My glass house is made of bulletproof glass, so I'll throw all the stones I want. Also bullets.
  14. Sorry I've been quiet lately. Things got complicated when my brother came to town. I don't really want to talk about it. But I'm back now.
  15. Why. The Hell. Is it snowing. In APRIL. If this is some stupid weathermage heads will be exploded. By me.
  16. The April Fooligans are out in force. I hate April Fool's. It's like New Year's Eve for chaos magicians. All explosions, bites, & confetti.
  17. Dinner with brother went okay. I guess I'll answer the phone if he calls again. Though I'm drunker than usual at the moment.
  18. @jennreese Hope your visit goes better than I bet mine will.
  19. I'm having dinner with my brother tomorrow, and I *know* he's going to drag me into his latest bullshit scheme. Also afraid I'll enjoy it.
  20. Forgive silence. My brother Jason came to town unexpectedly and it's done my head in. I thought was dead or in prison. Glad he's not, but...