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Mark_Keigh

  1. Now Playing: Depeche Mode - "Personal Jesus" #NP @planetfitness
  2. "It just doesn't matter - It just doesn't matter - It just doesn't matter - It just doesn't matter...."
  3. @ProVillain @TheUcKinkster Nothing sexier than a woman confident enough to say she's interested. I echo Tim.
  4. Life so hectic. The only way I realize it's a holiday is that the door going into the liquor store is locked.
  5. The suits these basketball experts on ESPN are wearing is going to tilt my ten year old colour television.
  6. @AComicTragedy I'm spoiled in that regard. I use work as an excuse. But then again I have a job that's bullshit 24/7.
  7. Most certainly. You have to before you push the body out.>> RT @TaraHighman I wish men still opened car doors for women.
  8. I doubt life would be that much better with a great mattress than a great girl on a lousy mattress.
  9. @theMVJ " :::Bang::: Consider this a divorce" (Douglass Quade - Total Recall)
  10. So due for a nice trip and some fresh ink >> RT @thekatvond #tattootime instagr.am/p/LHIMvilSWM/
  11. @Reinhoren Was SO in that mind frame today. Or more so than usual. I'm better. #JackDaniels Here's to not getting hassled.
  12. @followthatband I suggest a gentle glide toward the truth. No strings
  13. I think I figured out that fat men wear gold chains to the gym so the paramedics and doctors feel they will pay their bills.
  14. Want to make friends? Ask a qualifying retailer how they could be having a holiday sale if they are closed on Monday.
  15. Does not slitting someone's throat who desperately deserves it count as a random act of kindness?
  16. @KianPT Lucky bugger...catch a ray for me.
  17. @creape 23 Red
  18. The kind of day where if I had recordings of things I said, I'd be cringing in horror the rest of the evening. But I think she likes me
  19. Lesson for the day: Don't ever comment about someone's tattoo before you make sure it isn't just varicose veins.