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  1. Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
  2. Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
  3. Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
  4. Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
  5. In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
  6. I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
  7. The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
  8. I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.
  9. It is easier to stay out than get out.
  10. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
  11. Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
  12. Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
  13. By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean.
  14. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
  15. Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
  16. I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
  17. I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
  18. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  19. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
  20. The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.