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In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
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The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.
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It is easier to stay out than get out.
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean.
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
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I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
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Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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