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  1. Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.5:30 PM Jan 29th from Twitterrific
  2. Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.11:39 AM Jan 8th from Twitterrific
  3. Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.8:15 PM Jan 7th from Twitterrific
  4. Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.11:36 AM Dec 30th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  5. In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.7:30 PM Sep 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  6. I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.12:56 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  7. The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.11:54 AM Jul 21st, 2008 from Twitterrific
  8. I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.5:16 PM Jun 18th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  9. It is easier to stay out than get out.5:17 PM May 30th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  10. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.5:36 PM May 2nd, 2008 from Twitterrific
  11. Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.10:16 AM Apr 29th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  12. Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.8:48 AM Apr 28th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  13. By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean.1:54 PM Apr 25th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  14. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.6:36 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  15. Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.12:05 PM Dec 9th, 2007 from Twitterrific
  16. I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.10:46 AM Dec 1st, 2007 from Twitterrific
  17. I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.12:46 AM Nov 13th, 2007 from Twitterrific
  18. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.6:47 PM Nov 4th, 2007 from Twitterrific
  19. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.9:54 PM Oct 5th, 2007 from Twitterrific
  20. The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.9:53 PM Aug 13th, 2007 from Twitterrific