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@audaciaray -Cell phone ringing- "Opps Sorry! I'll get that" .....shuffle-shuffle ....(CRASH!) ....."I'm ok! I'm ok!- keep recording...." 8:12 AM Oct 24th from TweetDeck
@collaredcoed i'm suddenly jealous of campus security. 6:35 PM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to collaredcoed
@collaredcoed there are goals in life. Relationships should support them! 1:35 PM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to collaredcoed
@collaredcoed I hate it when people assume I know famous quotes! 8:47 PM Oct 16th from TweetDeck in reply to collaredcoed
Kinky is NOT a Diagnosis! Sign the DSM Revision Petition: http://www.thepetitionsite.... 11:03 AM Oct 15th from web
@collaredcoed I ran for 2 miles myself this morning! 12:03 PM Oct 9th from TweetDeck in reply to collaredcoed
@collaredcoed Your T-Shirt had two milk jugs on it! And they look like quarts. 12:01 AM Sep 27th from TweetDeck in reply to collaredcoed
@eltercerojo Also seems to detect my BACK swing as a spank. Works better if you spank with the screen surface, but that seems riskier. 3:08 PM Sep 25th from TweetDeck in reply to eltercerojo
@eltercerojo hard to say- Doesn't seem to ALWAYS detect the swing. Seems to prefer it if I spank with the FRONT of the phone -not the back. 3:06 PM Sep 25th from TweetDeck in reply to eltercerojo
@eltercerojo now I'm downloading it! http://bit.ly/OPSo2 2:59 PM Sep 25th from TweetDeck in reply to eltercerojo
@collaredcoed I apply the same rule for Halloween as I did for Folsom St. - Can't make me look TOO pathetic. 2:54 PM Sep 25th from TweetDeck
yeah, @collaredcoed spilled the beans. No Folsom St. this year! Epcot! Everybody occasionally needs to live in an alternate reality. 2:44 PM Sep 25th from TweetDeck
@Dangerous_Lilly read this http://bit.ly/c6MVK about facebook deleting! You just leave the acct "deactivated" for 2 weeks. 11:35 AM Sep 25th from TweetDeck in reply to Dangerous_Lilly
@writingdirty What about people who always want to have sex with YOU when you don't ? Not always good really. Usually a source of awkward. 11:33 AM Sep 25th from TweetDeck in reply to writingdirty
@MurasakiTeapot not to burst your bubble (I'm not really a fan of most porn also) but that link actually kinda ENDORSES it! 8:20 PM Sep 24th from TweetDeck in reply to MurasakiTeapot
sigh... ok. Strike the sets. Fire the fluffers. Take off the bunny suit. If @MuraskiTeapot aint gonna watch, it's time to quit the biz. 7:43 PM Sep 24th from TweetDeck
DFP Closes! http://bit.ly/138gW4 ! 4:25 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck
@collaredcoed You make me all gaga.. 10:57 AM Sep 18th from TweetDeck in reply to collaredcoed
Ex sex partner sent me this IM today: "After you, size matters". 6:51 PM Sep 14th from TweetDeck
@collaredcoed uh oh - what if we both pick wrong? 2:01 PM Sep 12th from TweetDeck in reply to collaredcoed

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Name Mark Swell
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Bio 40 year old dominant (and owner of collaredcoed)

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