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MarkStAmant

  1. Nothing says Memorial Day wknd like watching Eric Roberts in "Sharktopus." Yup--part shark, part octopus, all killer. #AmericaFuckYeah
  2. Wish I'd left Morrow/Bass on my bench. #ERA/WHIPMushroomCloud @JoelHenard: Forgot to put Lincecum in my lineup last night. Worked out.
  3. The dude singing the "Clifford the Big Red Dog" theme song is most definitely not wearing pants.
  4. @docktora Rookie C, one of top prospects.
  5. @shitmydadsays, hilariously awesome book. I also failed 1st driver's license try. (Sadly, the written part). So we're practically cousins.
  6. Hey #ATT, just get it overwith & change your tag line to "AT&T: The carrier that doesn't fucking work ANYWHERE in LA, so don't even bother"
  7. Tulo was hitless lifetime vs. Zambrano. So I sit him for Furcal. And Tulo's 2-4 with HR, 4 RBI. Of course he is. #RotoBaseballHell
  8. This year, #MLB closers have the mortality rate of Spinal Tap drummers.
  9. Congrats @MatthewBerryTMR on FSTA Hall of Fame. Which hat are u wearing in: TMR.com? ESPN? Brian Downing-era Angels lid?
  10. @robdelaney on "professional offendees," drinking a thousand beers as a teen, his comedy contest, and more goodmenproject.com/arts/rob-delan… #KCS
  11. Indeed. We were our own Algonquin Round Table. With two dudes. Sitting at a square table. 3,000 miles from the Alqonguin Hotel @JamieReidy
  12. And Vodka, these are Date Rapers. twitter.com/MarkStAmant/st…
  13. Great meeting up w/ @JamieReidy yesterday. Just two non-fiction writing dorks swapping signed books & pretending we're super important.
  14. If plane carrying @pattonoswalt @marcmaron ever crashed, it'd be the most hilarious air disaster since Buddy Holly blew up the Hindenburg
  15. NBA: it's mid-media-market-tastic! @ShawnTweeters assume that if #NBA gets San Antonio/Indiana, theyll invent time machine & un-end lockout
  16. Or albino hair extensions? @jasoncollette Does it come with a free ride? RT @bubbaprog: My Groupon today is 51% off Edgar Winter Band tix
  17. My interview w/ @robdelaney. I'm a shadowy, giant skull wearing goofy headphones. Rob's head is regular-sized. tinyurl.com/7ydpc6m
  18. The hipster handlebar moustache is trying a little hard though, no? @SarahKSilverman My vagina has off-beat good looks
  19. But tennis isn't a...ahhh, I see what you did there @davekoller Thought u were into sports. (OK, let's see how far you can hit a softball.)