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If the roads in my neighborhood are in better shape than the turnpike, I'm going to start charging people for driving down my street.9:21 PM Dec 19thfrom Twittelator
Signs of being a good parent: reading while on the toilet...to your 2 yr old.1:46 PM Dec 16thfrom Twittelator
Just realized another plus of having a 3 yr old son: I don't always get blamed for pee on the seat.11:19 AM Nov 17thfrom Twittelator
A sign that I have a caffeine problem:2 Red Bulls immediately followed by a 2 hour nap.Maybe I should just start doing cocaine...same price.5:20 PM Oct 12thfrom Twittelator
#whenIwaslittle I played in the crawlspace under the house...nowadays that's synonymous with child abduction. Come to think of it..Mom?!?!8:59 AM Sep 8thfrom Twittelator
Why do people say "Have a safe flight" ? It's not like I have much of a say in the matter.3:53 AM Sep 1stfrom Twittelator
I think he had brain cancer for 77 yrs RT @cnnbrk Sen Edward Kennedy died Tuesday night after a lengthy battle with brain cancer. He was 77.4:35 AM Aug 26thfrom Twittelator
