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  1. Booms and bangs in the TL aren't always gun shots
  2. "cause baby up in my Bee Gees like a windy interview"
  3. Octopus are the new unicorn
  4. I can officially not take any more reality today.
  5. Bandaging the band aids to help the clients stop the bleeding
  6. not giving in to stefan's space paranoia
  7. This woman's fingernails are so long that she literally cannot use the ATM. Fail.
  8. Getting philosophical with mobile fat finger targeting
  9. Eating my enemies and gaining their abilities
  10. Ambiguous food smells bring comforting memories of the school cafeteria.
  11. Overheard: My gumbo is made with cobra
  12. Knowing the appropriate elevator fairwell means everything
  13. circus din rises/ Tenderloin fog falls/ serendipity
  14. The real estate gods have spoken
  15. "I'm not Katherine Hepburn. I'm not an airline pilot!"
  16. ingenuity/ 630 kitten alarm/ snooze....still needs some work
  17. Nothing says man-date like sharing a Swoosher Sweet
  18. physiognomy/ superficially inclined/ beauty has moved us
  19. my business card will not fit in a rolodex because it does not belong in a rolodex.
  20. Girl behind counter says "do you have the two morning buns?" and then giggles