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  1. Reading "Girl Who Kicked The Hornets Nest" where the girl considers escaping from the hospital. Putting ideas in my head, 4:53 AM Nov 1st from web
  2. hospital canteen is called "Enjoyment & Contentment". 2 patients are staying true to that name by fighting over the last croissant for sale 4:09 AM Nov 1st from web
  3. Everyone in this ward is whispering "there's an Englishman here!" as if I'm an endangered species. I'm Scottish - get it right Doctor Dildo 3:56 AM Nov 1st from web
  4. Hospital sunday lunch - newly slaughtered half cooked chicken, wallpaper paste mashed "potatoes" & carrots swimming in green stuff. 3:54 AM Nov 1st from web
  5. Here in hospital I have with me for company, two synchronised snorers & farters. At least I have my netbook and chocolate milk! 5:58 AM Oct 31st from web
  6. Turbo Snorer is boosting up....doing a test Snore-Burp to warm up....yes that was a real blaster....oh dear, another night of this... 12:09 PM Oct 30th from web
  7. all the doctors & nurses are going around with surgical facemasks on. Looks like a scene out of that Michael Crichton book about a virus!! 12:08 PM Oct 30th from web
  8. @ScepticGeek tweeting makes the time go faster in here. With me being in here for at least the weekend, I'm going to need something to do 12:05 PM Oct 30th from web in reply to ScepticGeek
  9. Question Of The Day – Breakfast Or Emails? http://ff.im/-aL9yx 11:37 AM Oct 30th from FriendFeed
  10. Turbo Snorer is the only man I've met who can do snore-burps, snore-drooling, snore-growling and snore-slurping. Ear plugs don't help! 4:43 AM Oct 30th from web
  11. Stuck back in hospital.Likely to be here over the weekend. Thank God for hospital wi-fi but NOT for the turbo snorer in the next bed. 4:42 AM Oct 30th from web
  12. Question Of The Day – What Time Do Online Workers Start Work? http://ff.im/-aHGfV 11:08 AM Oct 29th from FriendFeed
  13. Question Of The Day – How Do You Explain the Internet To Someone? http://ff.im/-ayxd9 12:24 PM Oct 26th from FriendFeed
  14. "xkcd" has been redesigned to commemorate the shutting down of Yahoo Geocities - http://bit.ly/1pB1Uk - very funny! 11:20 AM Oct 26th from TBUZZ
  15. First publicity photo of the new upcoming A-Team movie - http://bit.ly/4tl1Zq - man, this movie is going to suck donkey balls. 5:08 AM Oct 26th from TBUZZ
  16. @ddrager yeah just noticed it. I thought that was their 1980's design. Old stuff must be cool again. Too much red for my tastes though. 3:36 AM Oct 25th from web in reply to ddrager
  17. All my Google Wave invites are now gone. Please stop emailing me! :-) 3:33 AM Oct 25th from web
  18. CNN's Crimes Of The Century - http://bit.ly/4uuvsD 3:31 AM Oct 25th from TBUZZ
  19. Windows 7 student upgrade hell - http://bit.ly/3ijWIj 3:19 AM Oct 25th from TBUZZ
  20. I can't believe some of the really cruel comments re. missing teen in Manhattan - http://bit.ly/41QBUX - we live in a very cruel world 10:08 AM Oct 23rd from TBUZZ