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MarkMistretta

  1. My dad's new favorite word is whatevs. I love him. tmblr.co/ZTd7IyLtZ_pr 7:50 AM May 21st via Tumblr
  2. Did you hear? Kenny G is bringing saxy back. tmblr.co/ZTd7IyLaw7Iv 8:41 AM May 16th via Tumblr
  3. Broadcast TV's Returning Shows for 2012-13 Season shar.es/2BDtF via @THR 5:41 PM May 15th via Tweet Button
  4. Well, the voters in North Carolina spoke and banned gay marriage. I cordially invite the voters to suck my... tmblr.co/ZTd7IyL8asU7 7:08 PM May 8th via Tumblr
  5. If I ever want to infuriate myself, all I have to do is read the comments about an Obama article on Yahoo.... tmblr.co/ZTd7IyL7y2ch 4:53 PM May 8th via Tumblr
  6. Video: Rest in peace, Adam “MCA” Yauch. I’m totally bummed by the news of his passing. ‘Paul’s Boutique’... tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKtJDZO 2:43 PM May 4th via Tumblr
  7. Video: Shake Your Rump, Beastie Boys from the epic album ‘Paul’s Boutique.’ Rest in peace, MCA. “My man... tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKtHncP 2:38 PM May 4th via Tumblr
  8. "I don’t care if you think I’m racist. I just want you to think I’m thin." - Sarah Silverman tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKq_98b 7:55 PM May 3rd via Tumblr
  9. The only thing whiter than the cast of 'The Bachelorette' is a loaf of Wonder bread. tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKqfvJL 6:41 PM May 3rd via Tumblr
  10. Photo: tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKnOgZP 8:44 PM May 2nd via Tumblr
  11. Photo: Gross. tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKmEEa2 4:23 PM May 2nd via Tumblr
  12. Photo: I am absolutely horrified and stunned. Not about the 5-year-old tanning, but about the fact that this... tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKm4xwm 3:51 PM May 2nd via Tumblr
  13. Somebody please shoot 'Cougar Town' and put it out of its misery. tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKj1EYV 5:51 PM May 1st via Tumblr
  14. I still can't believe COPS is still on the air. I also can't believe that the people who are getting... tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKikf21 4:50 PM May 1st via Tumblr
  15. Anyone else just the teensiest curious about what Michelle Duggar's vagina looks like after 19 kids? tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKi3U1t 2:14 PM May 1st via Tumblr
  16. Photo: Anderson’s 37 lb furry pussy. tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKdtUVx 2:15 PM Apr 30th via Tumblr
  17. Video: “Mommy Dearest in 5 Seconds” This is fucking genius and I wish I had thought of it. tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKJzTQc 3:57 PM Apr 25th via Tumblr
  18. Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor is fucking ridiculous and laughable. She couldn't even get it... tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKJyaK5 3:54 PM Apr 25th via Tumblr
  19. Photo: This poster rocks. tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKEmlwS 10:37 AM Apr 24th via Tumblr
  20. Audio: Me Against the Monkey - Madonna & Britney vs The Pixies. Fucking rad mashup. tmblr.co/ZTd7IyKBvClJ 3:49 PM Apr 23rd via Tumblr
  • Name Mark Mistretta
  • Location Pop Culture Comedian
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  • Bio Voted most talkative HHS class of '93.
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