markleggett
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Sitcom idea: A couple who are totally in love get an apartment together, but can't get married because they're gay (no laugh track).
28 minutes ago
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My iPod earbuds slip out all the time. I guess I have really loose earholes from listening to heaps of random bands like a total music slut.
about 1 hour ago
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Somewhere in the world right now, a teen boy is telling a girl he just met that he has missed her all his life. He is about to touch a boob.
about 1 hour ago
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Oh cool. I looked at photos of the man who had his face eaten off in Miami and now that's the desktop wallpaper to my mind until I die.
about 1 hour ago
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"I'm a Slave Owner Of U".
about 2 hours ago
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I don't think it's right for black people to sing Britney's "I'm a Slave 4 U".
about 2 hours ago
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Remember when we used to pronounce "Oprah" like "Opera"? Hahaha! Oh man… We were all such fucking idiots back then!
about 2 hours ago
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Somewhere in the world right now, someone is whispering "I freakin' love you so much" to their Xbox 360.
about 2 hours ago
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The "Assassin's Creed" is: Always wear your hood up like a douchebag.
about 3 hours ago
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Three years ago I told my friend that part of a Miike Snow song sounded like Prince, and she disagreed. We haven't spoken since.
about 3 hours ago
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Sorry Cher, I can't follow you on Twitter. I might have wanted to hear about you getting a facial sometime back in the 1970's, but not now.
about 3 hours ago
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I'm going to use the company-wide email system to ask whoever left blood in the men's toilet if everything is okay at home.
about 4 hours ago
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Guys who have to propose to their girlfriends using flash mobs are crap in bed.
about 4 hours ago
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My son thinks that the Hulk could outlive Bruce Banner. He thinks an angry skeleton could turn into the Hulk. What an unbelievable scenario.
about 4 hours ago
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My son asked me if the Hulk would keep on living if Bruce Banner died. What the fuck is wrong with him? Did I drop him when he was a baby?
about 4 hours ago
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"Hi! My name's Rebecca, but you can call me Becca, or Bex!" "Hi Rebecca."
about 5 hours ago
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Whenever any two characters from "The Expendables" are offscreen, they're making out with each other really hard and groaning with pleasure.
about 5 hours ago
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Accused of statutory rape, R. Kelly bursts into tears. "I done told y'all already, I didn't rape no damn statue!"
about 6 hours ago
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I touched an escalator handrail and then accidentally my mouth and now I'm pregnant :(
about 6 hours ago
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Siri, why does peeing outdoors while soft moonlight bathes my naked body feel so darn good?
about 7 hours ago
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- Name Mark Leggett
- Location Newest Zealand
- Web http://marklegget...
- Bio You can tell a lot about a person by reading their bio.
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