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MarkJobson

  1. 36/24/36?... only if she's 5'3... about 15 hours ago via Echofon
  2. HOLY SHIT! phonecall just now.... *does snoopy dance* about 20 hours ago via Echofon
  3. wondering if it's going to be Lord Lucan or the Scarlet Pimpernel driving for @UPS_Europe today... any clues @UPS_Help? about 21 hours ago via Echofon
  4. dear @UPS_Help who do i complain to about your, apparently, ninja drivers, who seem to attempt to deliver without anyone seeing them? 11:19 AM May 28th via Echofon
  5. dear @UPS_Europe who do i complain to about your, apparently, invisible drivers, who seem to attempt to deliver without anyone seeing them? 11:18 AM May 28th via Echofon
  6. anyone on here know who to kick off to about the complete ineptitude of UPS? 11:13 AM May 28th via Echofon
  7. Introducing the @mayfieldstudio SHOT OF THE MONTH competition. Visit... fb.me/11NdjAOj1 3:13 AM May 28th via Echofon
  8. got the music so loud in @mayfieldstudio that there's an actual breeze in front of the speakers! WHAT? I SAID... 11:46 AM May 27th via Echofon
  9. @markpower Nah... I'm definitely NOT photoshopping a dress and big boobs on yours... honest 10:46 AM May 27th via Echofon in reply to markpower
  10. @markpower coming, Monday is for the previous weeks victims... i mean models. 10:41 AM May 27th via Echofon in reply to markpower
  11. @KarlGregory You'll be too busy watching them and cringing everytime they touch anything! You gonna get them to get the long stand? 9:31 AM May 27th via Echofon in reply to KarlGregory
  12. BLOGUPDATION! A STAB(LER) IN THE DARK... shotbyjobson.com/blog/?p=235 9:29 AM May 27th via Echofon
  13. @KarlGregory HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 9:27 AM May 27th via Echofon in reply to KarlGregory
  14. Koppaberg Pear is seriously the greatest liquid known to man... 12:39 PM May 26th via Echofon
  15. reports of John Terry spotted in Azjerbaijan, dressed as a Russian Granny are yet to be confirmed... 12:35 PM May 26th via Echofon
  16. I thought johnny Cash was dead? #Eurovision #TheHump 12:17 PM May 26th via Echofon
  17. @Lockwould male to female would have problems with the big old fun bags, coz they aren't used to them... I would imagine. 9:37 AM May 24th via Echofon in reply to Lockwould
  18. letting MrsJ use the toilet before I 'stink the house out'... proper gentleman! 9:26 AM May 24th via Echofon
  19. #trannyproblems > RT @Lockwould: My boobs are killing after being squashed down into that bloody dress!!! #ouch 9:23 AM May 24th via Echofon
  20. @thwindowshopper 'Stylists Own' is also code for PhotographerRanToPrimarkCozTheStuffDidn'tFit... not that I'VE ever done that... hahaha 2:40 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to thwindowshopper