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  1. Luckily my spam filter wasn't working, or I wouldn't have known about the lawyers willing to help if I get injured by a transvaginal mesh.
  2. There's smart, and there's K-Mart smart. Unfortunately I'm K-Mart smart.
  3. The neighbors lawn is my canvas - the leaf blower, my brush
  4. When you get the dry heaves, is it projectile dysfunction?
  5. and selling
  6. http://twitpic.com/mzm6p - I will be seeling these Redneck Toilet Paper Holders until Christmas
  7. http://twitpic.com/mzm6p - New Message
  8. The Pig Chill #oneletteroffmovies
  9. Earl Harbor #oneletteroffmovies
  10. Forrest Hump #oneletteroffmovies
  11. Wank Hard: The Dewey Cox Story #oneletteroffmovies
  12. Jurasic Pork #oneletteroffmovies
  13. The Man With The Golden Bun #oneletteroffmovies
  14. Balls of Furry #oneletteroffmovies
  15. Beerfist #oneletteroffmovies
  16. King Bong #oneletteroffmovies
  17. The Otters #oneletteroffmovies
  18. Schindlers Lisp #oneletteroffmovies
  19. ...and the rabbit said, "The jokes' on him ..I'm not even Jewish". #punchlineswithoutjokes
  20. http://thinkbeforeyoupink.org/ #beatcancer