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  1. RT @dudeman13: If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
  2. @dudeman13 Your Chuck Norris tweets are pretty funny.
  3. RT @markb1212: chuck norris doesnt need twitter...he's already following you.
  4. @jenniebreeden Remember muscle weighs more the fat. Keep it up!
  5. Watching a guy work a 3 Card Monte Game on the bus.
  6. @tubemouse Rightfully so! /facepalm
  7. @Mkyporter Clearly the solution is #NOPANTS!
  8. After the first two issues I am enjoying the new Power Girl series enough to come back for more.
  9. @mad_typist really interested in this movie. Hope it is good.
  10. @caseygp In theory he is hysterical.
  11. @wtfiscolin Lucky weekend!
  12. @MarcusHeitmann Spent the morning fixing a flat tire. Afternoon at the beach and now off to a friend's.
  13. Out to eat. Ordered "a beers and a glass of iced tea". Got a beer and a glass of ice too. No tea. Just ice, in a glass. #/facepalm
  14. GRRRR...car has flat.
  15. 11:00 on Friday and I just finished everything I had to do today.
  16. @sp3cialk Sit back relax and enjoy not getting paged.
  17. RT @sp3cialk: thisbymaster "Internet dating :The Odds are good but the goods are odd"
  18. On my computer. Damn you AT&T for not allowing tethering.
  19. GRRRRR.....I have no internet.
  20. @mikegarvey Good God man whatever for?