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MarkAnthonyRyan

I really want a #pasty. Hot, warm, ambient, or warm-previously-hot ? In a box or in a bag? Sold from a chippie or from a high-street bakers? about 21 hours ago via web
Oi, PLos Genetics ! Didn't you hear me when I said every sperm is sacred? Keep your hands off Katnal1 12:24 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPad
Stay in or go out in this un-British weather? All I have to say is Legionella Longbeachae ! 9:40 PM May 27th via web
@AnsteySpraggan The presence or absence of 300mm pebbles does not alter my penii point... ! 12:01 AM May 25th via web in reply to AnsteySpraggan
@AnsteySpraggan I can't determine the penii source, but I CAN say neither is "long"... Just saying... 12:36 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPad in reply to AnsteySpraggan
RIP Eugene Polley. Creator of the most important invention in the last 100 years? bbc.in/JQtNnW 9:40 PM May 22nd via Tweet Button
Still, I'd rather be doing the document management v filing and retrieval thing, than trotting though the whole #paperless debate again 1:16 AM May 22nd via web
Struggling with another Client's quandry - Document management or Document filing and retrieval? Who actually cares? What about risk? Again 1:14 AM May 22nd via web
Just writing a quick update query to remove all the #Staines from my database spelthorne.gov.uk/news/nws_12_su… 4:43 AM May 20th via web
You know this Olympic torch yeah? Why doesn't that running bloke just get in the yellow 3 Series driving behind. And he's not even running 12:16 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPad
After a couple of nights away this week, I've just found a Freddo in my washing 1:48 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPad
Pretty slippery in Durham... A bit too dangerous? #HalfordsTour 1:45 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPad
thedailymash.co.uk/news/internati… 5:32 AM May 18th via Tweet Button
Ukulele market crashes shar.es/qn1dP 3:30 AM May 18th via Tweet Button
Greeks apologise with huge horse shar.es/2Nmq5 via @sharethis 11:00 AM May 17th via Tweet Button
Even #Pudsey has issues tinyurl.com/d2t583q 9:51 AM May 14th via web
#Olympic walk tickets on sale today. It's a race, but you can only walk. Perhaps there IS something I could do after all 4:24 AM May 14th via web
My Daughter's friend owns a dog whose dad is #Pudsey ! Beat that #ClaimToFame 2:04 AM May 14th via web
Colleague stuck at #UK #Border #Control - Massive queues... So this issue's really affecting UK business, including small ones like mine 12:54 AM May 14th via web
#French #cars are rubbish. Is this news? news.sky.com/home/business/… 12:53 PM May 13th via Tweet Button

Name Mark Ryan
Location Northamptonshire England
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Bio Passionate School Governor. Provocative, pragmatic systems consultant. Into business automation using portals and databases Buy some software from me!