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Mark0912

  1. @blainecapatch @pattonoswalt blaine rules! thanks for the head's up, pat. Got tired of having to bow down to all the skirts around here.
  2. @JimNorton RT a birthday boy?
  3. @tomsegura RT a birthday boy?
  4. @joerogan RT a birthday boy?
  5. @jimmyfallon RT a birthday boy?
  6. @danecook you can't just take a well known saying, and then just say it backwards. It's almost clever. @tomsegura @jaymohr37
  7. @ryansickler wait, you're white?
  8. @ChristinaP you need to know your husband has given me confidence in my own hairyness. Hug his neck for me.
  9. @ChristinaP year of the bull is $4 on amazon. Go through your moms house people!
  10. @JimNorton people need to watch "the Patrice o'neal show coming soon" episodes. Hilarious.
  11. @AnthonyCumia how are they in a position to say whether or not to act?!
  12. @ryansickler it wasn't bad. Relax.
  13. @robertkelly it looks like Big Black's dead body.
  14. @JimNorton @robertkelly @AnthonyCumia Good to see Bobby's obviously still not smoking.
  15. @AnthonyCumia good to see @robertkelly still isn't smoking...
  16. @an_drewrichmond thought we did pretty good today! I'm a little burnt. My head looks like the cover of Phil Collins's "No Jacket Required".
  17. @bertkreischer ugh, I wish that's what we were really doing right now...
  18. @bertkreischer they might as well have referred to Dwight as "the mechanism" while feeding a bear marshmallows.
  19. @bertkreischer yep. Had a murder scene and bed sheets hanging out of the window.
  20. @bertkreischer I would too, but I'm an accountant.