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When I go into a Walmart the customers there have a lot less teeth & more Skoal than the customers on their commercials. about 13 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS
Why do the people on the Walmart commercials never look as white trashy as the people I see in the actual store? about 13 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS
Hey, Walmart, update your steak commercials, will ya? Memorial Day Weekend is over. about 13 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS
"The Expendables 2" is coming out this August. I don't think they truly understand what the word "expendable" means. about 15 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS
Watching Men at Work for first time. I thought it was supposed to be a comedy. about 15 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS
Boy am I relieved. And here I thought Mitt Romney wanted to be the President of America. Quick question, where the hell is Amercia? about 15 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS
What's that? When am I posting a new article on HumorOutcasts? Funny you should ask... humoroutcasts.com/2012/snake-bit… about 15 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS
@hayofray Cool. Thanks for the tip. 10:09 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to hayofray
@hayofray Chronicle....worth the 6 bucks on demand or wait a month for Netflix? 10:07 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to hayofray
@hayofray Really? Bummer. I'll wait for blu-ray so I can at least check out the cool visuals. Plus I don't really like Kristen Stewart. 10:06 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to hayofray
@garywhitta I know. Weird, huh? 8:09 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to garywhitta
@garywhitta Moving Pictures, Exit...Stage Left, 2112, Permanent Waves, Signals, Power Windows 8:04 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to garywhitta
"That's My Boy" is just further evidence that Adam Sandler has some incriminating shit on a LOT of higher ups at Sony. 8:00 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS
Think I figured out the mystery of "Prometheus." They're all replicants! 7:55 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS
Wonder if Sid Vicious were still alive if he would be doing Dancing With the Stars. #Sid&Nancy 7:53 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS
"Donald Duck Holocaust" trending on Yahoo. Damn, these Disney straight-to-DVD movies are really starting to get fucking dark. 7:49 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS
"Sid & Nancy" is on MGM HD. First time I ever saw the brilliant Gary Oldman. 7:46 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS
Jimmy Rollins doesn't want to talk about his homer but how awesome Carlos Ruiz is. #classyguy #Phillies 7:28 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS
@VDOOZER You buying? 7:24 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to VDOOZER
@taraplatt I will if I can ever get a hotel! 7:23 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to taraplatt

Name Mario Turchiarolo
Web http://www.mariot...
Bio Movie/TV/comic book writer. In my mind I'm a household name and cultural icon. Contributor HumorOutcasts.com. Check out my articles at http://tinyurl.com/3gdl2u