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  1. This nice weather is going to put me to sleep.
  2. According to FML, a disturbing # of old ladies buy massaging shower heads without using self-checkout.
  3. @Akula I stepped on some kid's snapper thing. Also, Tweetie.
  4. So, there were explody things in the sky.
  5. I'm indifferent towards fireworks but gathering for fireworks here makes me love Wallingford.
  6. @Akula Put a recycling bin under your desk.
  7. It has been (correctly) pointed out by @jchenry that I prefer Twitter to real people. Except some people.
  8. OH: "I can't wait to be stabbed. As long as it's in the rump."
  9. In Marinastan, anyone trying to find parking in Wallingford at 8:30pm on July 4 would disappear 1984-style.
  10. Corn: the opposite of floss.
  11. Crest seriously missed the boat. All corn should contain a free floss sample.
  12. OH: "I've never seen this many wife beaters in my life."
  13. @Akula You need at least one head-to-toe tattoo. Dog is optional, though.
  14. I don't have enough tattoos to be in Gasworks right now.
  15. I hope one of the early firework exploders blows their face off.
  16. @4114cws Wait, you're not an Obama fan, right? If you're not then I totally agree with your last tweet.
  17. In case it wasn't clear, my last tweet was sarcastic. Frightened to live in a country where lack of ability to find White Castle = polit ...
  18. I just learned that an actor from House joined the Obama administration. Good job, people who voted for him.
  19. @Akula Aww, shucks :)
  20. @akula That's a good thing. It's so obvious to me when "pro bloggers" are posting just to meet a quota.