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  1. @ianrendall has just found out that yes you can operate my iPhone with his penis. 3:16 PM Nov 30th from Echofon
  2. @ianrendall is sat under the duvet trying to enjoy his own fart but is disappointed that the stench of his feet tainted the purity 2:55 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  3. Likes cheese, ham and salad cream sandwiches. Fact. 2:52 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  4. @ianrendall love you my candlestick maker x 12:51 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  5. @louisehector I thought it was Annie too! 5:10 AM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to louisehector
  6. @ianrendall or just turn this pap off and do something less boring instead 2:58 PM Nov 7th from Echofon in reply to ianrendall
  7. @ianrendall I put it to you that even though this film has Mr Depp and Mr Bale it's still shite and my phone battery is about to die 2:55 PM Nov 7th from Echofon in reply to ianrendall
  8. @ianrendall's theory on ivory.Wait until the big stupid elephants die out of natural causes then you can have the whole skeleton if you wish 2:40 PM Nov 7th from Echofon in reply to ianrendall
  9. @ianrendall you ass. 2:37 PM Nov 7th from Echofon in reply to ianrendall
  10. @ianrendall no you didn't you said it in the context of survival of the fittest and Pandas and tigers were rubbish 2:35 PM Nov 7th from Echofon in reply to ianrendall
  11. @ianrendall you actually said pandas are rubbish! 2:32 PM Nov 7th from Echofon in reply to ianrendall
  12. @ianrendall and I laugh when you put a grated cheese topping on food strand by strand and have a fag interval 12:17 PM Oct 30th from Echofon in reply to ianrendall
  13. Rex and a poof http://twitpic.com/m5s21 1:18 PM Oct 19th from Echofon
  14. The racket coming from the Brazilian Grand Prix is like a dentist's drill and I may scream shortly! 9:49 AM Oct 18th from Echofon
  15. Does catnip make cats fart cuz Rex has been dropping some hurting bombs?! 4:12 PM Oct 14th from Echofon
  16. "oh daddy for the love of God please turn it off" http://twitpic.com/ljp9y 4:07 PM Oct 14th from Echofon
  17. Now on the 2nd lift shaft drama situation and Bruce Willis has some nasty scratches on his face - things hotting up 4:04 PM Oct 14th from Echofon
  18. People that like Die Hard look like this http://twitpic.com/ljiht 3:22 PM Oct 14th from Echofon
  19. Rex is not impressed either http://twitpic.com/ljicj 3:21 PM Oct 14th from Echofon
  20. Hair play or the threat of watching The Hills series 1-4 muhahahaha 3:18 PM Oct 14th from Echofon