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Insisted a scalpel blade is better for cutting Christmas wrapping paper than scissors, then sliced the feather duvet open cutting the paperabout 22 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I love that Heather Mills is reported to have said "She gets that from me" when a teacher said her daughter is quite good on the recorder3:12 AM Dec 14thfrom TweetDeck
Surreal Friday is coming to a baffling close as my four year old just asked me "What things do you not know?"9:29 AM Dec 11thfrom TweetDeck
Guy drinking a can of beer that he'd put inside a glove and woman chasing a dog to stop it eating a dirty nappy have set up a surreal Friday6:19 AM Dec 11thfrom TweetDeck