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Mara_Massacre

RT @Y_U_NOOO: RT @Rene: That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing 7:55 PM Mar 11th via txt
TEACHER: "Imagine you're in a world with dinosaurs & a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?" BOY: "Easy, stop imagining." 7:44 PM Mar 11th via txt
GIRL: "HeY dUdE wHaTs uP?!" ME: "Bitch, is your caps lock having a seizure?" 7:30 PM Mar 11th via txt
I wanna dance with Lola :D #jerzathon 7:29 PM Mar 11th via txt
RT @FunnyJokeBook: RT @funnyorromance: If I was stranded on an island... I'd take Dora with me... she has everything in her bag! 7:28 PM Mar 11th via txt
RT @FunnySolo: RT @lamLadyGaga: want a follow from me? go follow @WereJustTeenss and retweet this when your done and il follow you 7:26 PM Mar 11th via txt
AWWH YEAH #JERZATHON YEAH 7:17 PM Mar 11th via txt
Silly Deena! There's no shark! :P #jerzathon 7:16 PM Mar 11th via txt
I WOULD TOTALLY PARTY WITH LOLA!! :D #JERZATHON 4:28 PM Mar 11th via txt
RT @FunnyJokeBook: RT @Harry_Sstyles: RT IF YOU FOLLOWED - @FunnySolo FOR A FOLLOW BACK FROM ME :) 3:55 PM Mar 11th via txt
Where's pauly's bitch?! Hahaha (: #jerzathon 3:49 PM Mar 11th via txt
RT @TheKillerTruthz: #DearSummer, its funny how everyone gets single when you're around. 3:42 PM Mar 11th via txt
RT @FunnySolo: RT @FunnyJokeBook: ME: "Quick, everyone act natural!" *Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever.* 3:37 PM Mar 11th via txt
Lazy weekend (: #jerzathon 3:33 PM Mar 11th via txt
RT @iRespectFemales: Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun. Fall in love. Regret nothing, and don't let people bring ... 3:31 PM Mar 11th via txt
I want some chinese food :O 2:56 PM Feb 19th via txt
RT @C_Rod12: RT @Bryant_C_08: #NowPlaying Metallica - Enter Sandman 2:55 PM Feb 19th via txt
you came. <3 2:50 PM Feb 19th via txt
RT @batmaanx: RT @BigAssGlasses: The sun goes down, the stars come out, and all that counts is here and now. My universe will never be t ... 2:50 PM Feb 19th via txt
RT @C_Rod12: I want some mac and cheese :O 2:47 PM Feb 19th via txt