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"I wasn't that drunk" dude you spent one hour telling my car he's a transformer and that you can keep its secret safe4:07 PM May 6thvia Twitter for Android
"Tell me a bedtime story!" - Sure honey, once upon a time, a little girl wouldn't go to bed. Then she died THE END...3:53 PM May 6thvia Twitter for Android
Fucking slut i hope you die bitch played me like some shit, but this is what i say to you, go make someone think you love them, BITCH1:31 PM May 4thvia Twitter for Android