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MansMansMans

  1. people keep coming into my office and saying things like "the law" and "put on pants." How am I supposed to get all of these push ups done? 2:09 PM May 24th via web
  2. @realSeBADoh "Oh shit, that's that guy from Wingtip Sloat. Just let him through." --the TSA agents. 9:32 AM May 23rd via web in reply to realSeBADoh
  3. @tthornb Christopher Nolan already made "Chutes and Ladders," but renamed it "Inception." 2:09 PM May 21st via web in reply to tthornb
  4. @DadBeard #johnbarthtweets 11:38 AM May 21st via web in reply to DadBeard
  5. After ruining his third can of SpaghettiOs, Raekwon seriously began to reconsider his nickname. 1:04 PM May 20th via web
  6. Frustrated at his inability to download a Drake mixtape, William Vollmann stood in his backyard and shot his pistol impotently into the air. 11:02 AM May 20th via web
  7. I bet Cormac McCarthy acts like a real asshole when the food co-op is out of the brand of tofu he likes. 4:43 PM May 19th via web
  8. Either my enemies are trying to poison me or I shouldn't eat shrimp that have been sitting out in the sun unattended for hours. 11:46 AM May 19th via web
  9. Matt Damon can never do a nude scene because his torso is a wasps nest. 11:36 AM May 19th via web
  10. Wes Anderson's "Propaganda" opens with a shot of US soldiers in formal clothes, looking off into the middle distance. 11:02 AM May 19th via web
  11. And here, I thought every action movie was a US propaganda film. 10:59 AM May 19th via web
  12. Congressmen seek to ‘legalize the use of propaganda on American audiences.’ thkpr.gs/JeLfDa via @thinkprogress 10:58 AM May 19th via Tweet Button
  13. @PizzaKari Congratulations. 10:56 AM May 19th via web in reply to PizzaKari