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MankindSucks

  1. Apparently headaches are caused by the same meddling inter-dimensional alien life forms that also cause itchiness and thirst.
  2. Glad I don't have that awful truth allergy that's going around. Apparently you can get it at any time.
  3. News on UK libel laws reform! http://bit.ly/bjYFoh Hallelujah!
  4. NOTICE: mankindsucks.com is now back up. New stuff coming soon.
  5. NOTICE: mankindsucks.com will be down until further notice while migrating to a new server.
  6. Does "mankind" suck? We want to hear your views! Chavs, Conservatives, churchgoers.... what sections of our society suck?!
  7. @MichaelClear Thanks for that RT the other day, just noticed it now.
  8. Dying Stupidly 5 Ways - http://bit.ly/3w8Lr5
  9. Scientists to Occupy Local Church - Congregation Outraged... http://bit.ly/aqKqtd
  10. Sonia tunnels into Todd's mind and finds a monster lurking there... http://bit.ly/a4KANk
  11. Good night everyone x
  12. The TrueTwit thing can wait for tomorrow - I'm tired!
  13. Thanks and welcome new followers! We appreciate it.
  14. @JillElswick Thank you, we will try, but our fingers are getting tired!
  15. Local newsagent blocked by catatonic dry cleaner... http://bit.ly/dkDfo9
  16. Faeces fearing man in catatonic state, unable to enter shop... http://bit.ly/dkDfo9
  17. Many thanks to all new followers! We appreciate it, and will reward you when we sober up.
  18. Please follow us so we can alert you of new posts on the site and exciting breakthroughs in the field of suckology!