Manimalcracker
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thr's a mini fridge in my living room. I cn roll on the couch & grab a frosty beverage. I know U're jealous; it's okay.
11:04 PM Dec 24th
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Did Christmas early; I am officially done & can move on to the next holiday. Now how do I get the annoying radio stations to do the same?
10:57 PM Dec 24th
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is eating peanut butter cookies for breakfast. Screw you 'wellness plan', it's Christmas Eve :)
8:39 AM Dec 24th
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Just finished violin practice and the electronic tuner taught me I whine in G.
6:44 PM Dec 22nd
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cnt sleep & ive a headache & twitchy legs. ths is going 2 B a long nite. Hello, internet. Wht useless crap do U have 2 entertain me?
9:46 PM Dec 20th
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Was craving Chinese food so I made it at home. Good except for the huge amount of dirty dishes waiting for me in the kitchen :-(
7:27 PM Dec 20th
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's favorite Holiday song is "Fairytale of New York" by The Pogues. What's yours?
5:23 PM Dec 7th
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Banana nut muffins-check, apple struesel muffins-check, gingerbread cookies-check, sugar cookies-check, self-control - no check
3:28 PM Dec 6th
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There's a place in town where the llamas and camels are free to mingle... Is that where 'commas' come from?
12:59 PM Dec 4th
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@ Hello from Texas, London. I so envy you right now :-)
12:08 PM Dec 3rd
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Add the treadmill to the things Duncan does not fear. The boy's got skidmarks and he doesn't care!
8:56 PM Nov 29th
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Just realized U cnt rlly progress in FarmVille w/out conning other ppl in2 joining. Evil Pyramid Scheme or Scientology training camp?
9:39 PM Nov 28th
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is going to get Linux to accept this keyboard config if she has to physically threaten it with an olive fork! Grrrrr!
1:20 PM Nov 28th
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Can't sleep, so I'm catching up on my geekiness - Steampunk and Stargate U
10:53 PM Nov 20th
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RT @: Here's an idea: how about everyone bands together and ONLY re-tweets comments about how much the new re-tweet featu
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2:35 PM Nov 19th
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Someone Googled 'google' and broke the Internets! Well, Myspace and Facebook atleast.
7:38 PM Nov 17th
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Noooo! My raspberries are wilting as we speak!!!!!!
7:25 PM Nov 17th
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With Iggy it's all fun and games until someone busts out a broom then it's 'die, die, die!". They should put a warning on his vet chart.
5:13 PM Nov 15th
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Today's surreal moment - I just helped at a yard sale run by a rapper who toured with WuTang Clan. I'm hip! :-P
4:13 PM Nov 14th
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has moved on from murdering Mary's little lambs. Pillaging Old McDonald's farm is much more fun. Nxt I think I'll Raid me sum blind mice.
8:33 PM Nov 10th
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