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MandyZlotek

  1. Juno. That's a movie I can get down with. #wildsaturdaynightyo
  2. 500 Days of Summer is just the worst. So is everything else on TV. #500channelsandnothingison
  3. Well hello there, aloe. We meet again. #burntliketoast
  4. @thehigheroctave I'm there. #drinkALLofthedrinks
  5. No matter how sucky a day gets, my dog never fails to put a silly grin on my face.
  6. I believe in @thehigheroctave #propstoyougoodsir
  7. Network goes down. Boss tells us to take a van and go to dairy store. Killed an hour eating ice cream on the clock. #getmoneygetpaid
  8. @thehigheroctave I ran out of food at work today. Just found the Skittles you gave me in my backpack #sohappyicouldcry #blessyoudaniel
  9. @maritessheep @thehigheroctave We could probably just go to Meijer, but going cross-country for them would be a much better story.
  10. @thehigheroctave @maritessheep DUNKAROO ROAD TRIP #betterthanTacoBell #letsmakeacommercial
  11. @maritessheep Yes ma'am. I say we eat them for dessert after #Goodburgercheeseburgernight
  12. @maritessheep What's worse is when you've known about Dunkaroos your whole life and your mom refused to let you have them #whitekidproblems
  13. I might be 21 years old, but I'm still scared to sleep with the closet doors open.
  14. Horse show day 2: Fucked up my rail classes, fucked up my patterns, got a stupid farmers tan, and stepped in gum. #thisblows #ineedhelp
  15. Lost a contact lens seconds before my first dressage test of the year. Showing my horse half blind. #justwhatineededinliferightnow #fuckthis
  16. @maritessheep I got the same card and thought the same thing! #superinlove
  17. Navigating country roads on the trustiest of steeds. instagr.am/p/KYvTisxFES/
  18. @AmandaCressman I don't really know how to Twitter either. But I do know how to nachos. Nachoed tonight, in fact. They were dead sexy.
  19. I forgot how to Twitter...
  20. @maritessheep In a few minutes, when Internet Explorer quits being a twatwaffle #chromeatthephys2012