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  1. The Spouse actually gave me a Snuggie for Christmas. But smartly, he counterbalanced with some lovely Kate Spade earrings. 3:56 PM Dec 25th from web
  2. Nothing like a massively clogged toilet, courtesy of The Spawn. Hello, Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo! 7:24 AM Dec 24th from web
  3. @Neilochka We did for the guinea pig. Santa always rewards good pets! 6:40 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to Neilochka
  4. Santa is on the move, people. I REPEAT: SANTA IS ON THE MOVE!!! http://www.noradsanta.org/ 6:00 AM Dec 24th from web
  5. The Boy STILL coming with new demands for presents. How to explain that Santa has a cutoff because she doesn't want to go to the mall today? 5:06 AM Dec 24th from web
  6. Stop squeaking, fair little guinea pig. I am almost done Twittering and henceforth shall lovingly prepare your dinner salad and Timothy Hay. 3:08 PM Dec 23rd from web
  7. Mindblowing Gingerbread Cupcake from Crumbs. Almost needed a cigarette afterwards. 4:29 PM Dec 22nd from web
  8. Only two more days before Hurricane Grandma touches down for the holidays. 5:20 AM Dec 21st from web
  9. O Canada, with your superior hockey teams, spectacular national parks, and tasty bacon alternatives, I salute you. 3:53 PM Dec 20th from web
  10. Turns out the second hole at Sterling Farms is excellent for sledding. 1:53 PM Dec 20th from web
  11. I have nothing to do today - no chores, no work deadlines, not even any laundry - and it is kind of freaking me out, in a good way. 10:03 AM Dec 20th from web
  12. @homeanduncool Awww... you're just too schweet 6:05 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to homeanduncool
  13. Bemused by men who wear corporately logo'd polos and vests to work with no sense of fashion self-consciousness. 7:54 AM Dec 18th from web
  14. Ahh... I forgot how much I love the Alec Baldwin Schweaty Balls SNL segment. 6:49 PM Dec 17th from web
  15. Trying very hard to revive the economy through the healing power of online shopping. 4:24 PM Dec 17th from web
  16. And yet another 4:30 am that finds me wide awake. Insomnia can suck it. 1:40 AM Dec 15th from web
  17. At the gym cursing the big meatheaded dinkerdunk that didn't rack his gigantic weights when he was done with the bench press. 2:38 PM Dec 13th from web
  18. Need to upgrade my weekend fashion choices. I took shower, put on a sweater and some makeup, and The Boy accused me of getting "work fancy." 10:34 AM Dec 12th from web
  19. Pros and cons to picking running as regular form of exercise. Pro: ass like a teenage boy. Con: feet like an octagenarian troll. 7:56 AM Dec 12th from web
  20. Time for a haircut. My bangs are getting too long and I am starting to resemble Keith Urban. 1:22 PM Dec 11th from web