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MammaEsq

  1. Farmer Littleman! twitpic.com/9qexuw about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck
  2. Yummy! twitpic.com/9pm95j #bluemargarita 3:26 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
  3. Yum. twitpic.com/9pl95f #margarita 1:30 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
  4. I'm making margaritas tonight! Haven't done it in years. Someone may have to be scooped up off the floor later. twitpic.com/9pl4tf 1:16 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
  5. I <3 Polka Dots! twitpic.com/9p5qkh 1:10 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  6. Need chocolate. Need chocolate now. 5:23 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  7. @lolliebottom If they'd just start using flavor that was already fucking sweet, they wouldn't have that problem. 6:03 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to lolliebottom
  8. Damnit. Dunkin Donuts forgot to put sugar in my coffee. Again. #nothappy 5:04 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  9. Cute!!! twitpic.com/9nsg3i 2:40 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
  10. Where is David Bowie? There's a Walk-Off happening right now. #soentertained 8:49 PM May 19th via TweetDeck
  11. Also, I may have to show these boys what a real pair of hips can do :-P 8:35 PM May 19th via TweetDeck
  12. OMGOMGOMG! I just saw a gay dance battle. I can go home happy. #iloveyborcity 8:33 PM May 19th via TweetDeck
  13. I'm in techno hell. May need a dose of good ole industrial at The Castle to help me sleep tonight. ;-) 8:14 PM May 19th via TweetDeck
  14. @ComfortDomestic Thanks! 2:16 PM May 15th via TweetDeck in reply to ComfortDomestic
  15. Had a pinup themed photo shoot w/ littleman on Sat. Can't wait until the rest are ready. Here's one of just me: twitpic.com/9lf7zf 10:50 AM May 15th via TweetDeck
  16. Goal for this morning: Make it to work without running out of gas. #itsthesmallthings 4:59 AM May 15th via TweetDeck
  17. As we're walking into school behind another parent... Littleman: "Mommy, sometimes you say 'stupid' & sometimes you say potty words." #great 4:37 AM May 15th via TweetDeck
  18. Me: "Put. Your. Seatbelt. On." Littleman: "Mommy, settle down." #thiskid 4:17 AM May 15th via TweetDeck
  19. Considering this is the outfit I selected for littleman, it'll be interesting to see how he "rebels" later. twitpic.com/9kywpa 4:20 AM May 14th via TweetDeck
  20. @lolliebottom Love it! Thanks :) 8:23 PM May 13th via TweetDeck in reply to lolliebottom
  • Name Theresa
  • Location Florida
  • Web http://mammaesq.com
  • Bio I'm a mamma and a prosecutor. I talk a lot and I'm loud. I like to argue & I'm good at it. There's never a dull moment in my life.
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