MamitaMojita
- Hey guys? I have to get Tiny in a 1/2 hour. Yes, it *was* fun, but I'm gonna need you all to put your pants on & put the furniture back.about 5 hours ago from web
- If there's anything better than french toast in bed, don't tell me. Unless it has something to do w/why all my underwear are in here, too.about 7 hours ago from web
- @kfedup That should get us to our ADHD support group on time, no?about 20 hours ago from web in reply to kfedup
- Oh, @essdogg. I'll be the majorette & baton twirler in front of the Pantsless Parade®, if they let me.about 21 hours ago from web
- To Whom It May Concern: KC will not be part of the Lebowski Festival this year. She is very buzzed & refuses to get up off the floor. ~Mgmt.about 21 hours ago from web
- Am here: http://www.snackjacks.com/ Soft ocean breeze. Reggae. Cold beer. Shrimp. Lazy night. Wish you were here.about 23 hours ago from web
- It is straight up crazy how much I love being in this art supply store. If this place had a bar, I would call it "heaven" and never leave.11:14 AM Jul 18th from web
- Me (phone): "Um, so..."
J: "You're not coming, are you?"
Me: "I don't want to put pants on now."
J: "OMG THIS IS WHY YOU'RE A SEX CAMEL."7:43 PM Jul 17th from web
- Dear Chick-Fil-A: Your chicken sucks, but I would like a giant barrel of your Chick-Fil-A sauce. No, I'm not telling you why, just trust me.5:09 PM Jul 17th from web
- #BESTDAYEVAR, part II ~Just made a pot of coffee that would melt your undies off. Now, I'll just sit back & wait for Mr. Part III to arrive.7:13 AM Jul 17th from web
- @yhf You were my first. #followfriday. It was worth the walk of shame. :)5:52 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to yhf
- T-minus 4 hours 39 minutes until I am alone for the weekend. I need everyone to start getting into positions & await further instruction.5:23 AM Jul 17th from web
- I knew it. It's bad. THANKS GUISE.7:21 PM Jul 16th from web
- @wood Patsy Cline.7:14 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to wood
- So, if my iPod shuffles songs to me like "Crazy", "Still Crazy After All These Years", and "Crazy Train" all in a row, should I be offended?7:06 PM Jul 16th from web
- Can you guys come over?3:43 PM Jul 16th from web
- "Way to go, Mom." ~ Tiny, after she requested pizza for short people party & I announced we were having organic stir-fry instead. Heh heh.2:35 PM Jul 16th from web
- @essdogg The LAST time she had a party? They played KidzBop so loud the cops came & someone threw up colored goldfish all over my carpet.12:37 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to essdogg
- Um. Omg. There are lots of short people in my house & in my pool. Tiny is playing hostess & asked me to go to bed early. FML.12:27 PM Jul 16th from web
- "Heeey, Mr. Landscaper Guy, can you show me how to use this lawn mower? I am SO bad at it, and you're so strong..." (what?!)9:23 AM Jul 16th from txt
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