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Mama_Cougar

tinyurl.com/7a8ac7w I learned - 1) Kristen is smarter than almost everyone gives her credit for & 2) Slade really IS a douchebag. 5 minutes ago via TweetDeck
You can tell who Rob spends a lot of time with given his newly acquired propensity to insert "like" into his dialogue. ;-) #CuteBoy 19 minutes ago via TweetDeck
@lolashoes tinyurl.com/chc7a3p This one is also quite nice. 22 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to lolashoes
@lolashoes Substance Clad in Shadows. NON NEGOTIABLE. It's.....gah. I can't articulate. 25 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to lolashoes
@katiebee_xo tinyurl.com/7a8ac7w 28 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to katiebee_xo
@AwesomeArianna That's my official pee break scene. 31 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to AwesomeArianna
@AwesomeArianna THUNDERCAAAAAAAAAATS! 38 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to AwesomeArianna
. @TheOtherEmma THAT interview is the grand canyon difference between Kristen being interviewed on camera and OFF camera. <3 <3 <3 40 minutes ago via TweetDeck
@Papa_Cougar IKR Baby? INCEDIARY. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck in reply to Papa_Cougar
tinyurl.com/6tj85lu Um holy shit. GIRL BONER. @Papa_Cougar about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
@GiovanniAgnelli I mean, you really shouldn't be breathing stain fumes & sawdust & shit. Maybe @AmyM11_11 & I should just fly out & do it. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
@GiovanniAgnelli Dude. Hire someone for painting and sanding. C'mon. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck in reply to GiovanniAgnelli
youtu.be/_LTLUfiimgU ICYMI. Yeah...I'm still grinning like a cat shitting razor blades. That's ME, question 3. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
@Anntastic23 Still grinning like a cat shitting razor blades. ;-D about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Anntastic23
twitpic.com/9qnczd And he's signing THAT picture. Oh Portugal....I LOVE YOU ROMANTIC HOORS!!! about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
tinyurl.com/cfxly5w Forever laughing at her shirt and Dean making sure she doesn't ass grab. And oh....the red pants. ;-0 about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
When you see pictures of @RealJulesStew with nada makeup and FREAKING GORG, THAT is "real beauty" my friends. Take note @Dove! about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
@lolashoes I underestimated how happy pink shoes in my TL would make me. ;-D about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to lolashoes
@foundmyedward The Producer of K-11. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to foundmyedward
@TwiHardMonster <3 <3 <3 Good luck my fav fanboy!! about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to TwiHardMonster

Name Mama Cougar
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