Mallorymc
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my boss just told me: "u need to stop being so nice to people. Seriously." "I wasn't nice. He just assumed I was joking." Be meaner. Got it.
about 14 hours ago
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still surprised/confused that there are no lesbians (or even that many women) in the movie "Snatch"
5:43 PM May 25th
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being the 'person who answers the phones' finally pays off! Just received a call from a Mr. "Dick Burns"
3:28 PM May 24th
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at one job I have a coworker who spends >$1000/mo on weed. at the other job I have a coworker who spent $39K on FB...why do I have two jobs?
11:25 AM May 18th
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I'm in Boston, visiting my best friend Kramer! WooooOoo!
6:18 PM May 4th
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found out that my friend wrote and produced a commercial based on an idea for an app I had...FINALLY evidence of my GENIUS!
10:54 AM Apr 25th
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if my hairstyle had a name, it would be weirdo...(not a "hairdo" a "weirdo")...(guh 'need a haircut)
12:44 AM Apr 25th
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I hate when someone writes "LA" and they mean Louisiana instead of LA. That's confusing. And why are you talking about Louisiana, weirdo
12:42 AM Apr 25th
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I sure do sit in this chair a lot.
3:50 PM Apr 16th
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yes, there are people who are that interesting. no, you're not one of them... I don't want to go to *$$ tonight.
3:50 PM Apr 12th
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added to the list of things I am unable to say on 'the floor' at star$$: hitler; (sarcastically) [anything]; death (the word: "death").
10:06 AM Mar 16th
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A woman standing at an unattended mall kiosk just asked this little girl if she worked there. She was, like, nine!
5:46 PM Feb 1st
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I bet that working at Starbucks is a lot like working in a think tank -- minus the thinking
9:56 AM Feb 1st
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apparently removing the wisdom teeth wasnt the foolproof distraction from my snowboard injury I had hoped it to be...anyone have some crack?
7:19 PM Jan 27th
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I've lost the wisest of my teeth...fast procedure! Go technology!
12:22 PM Jan 27th
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"you walk like a zombie," 50-yr-old boss. "No, you walk like a man who's been kicked in the crotch!" elaborated my 80-yr-old boss. New low.
10:35 AM Jan 24th
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Tucson, on my way to Aunt Jean's funeral at St. Mark's Methodist with the rest of the McConnell clan
11:04 AM Jan 7th
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There are some very unfriendly escalators in this mall
5:20 PM Dec 29th, 2011
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Telling people there's no smoking near Starbucks is the most passive-aggressive form of heroism
1:53 PM Nov 23rd, 2011
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just remembered last New Year's resolution was to get a six-pack (aka 'be a better person') six weeks-- that's only a-pack/a-week! no sweat!
10:55 AM Nov 15th, 2011
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- Name Mallory McConnell
- Location Redondo Beach, CA
- Web http://mallorymc....
- Bio I'm a bio major. I like being warm. I tell jokes, sometimes they're funny. May can't come fast enough.
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