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Mallory_McLean

Those teacup pigs from England look positively delicious! I bet they'd make really nice bedtime snacks. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
Hey celebrities who are going sans makeup lately trying to prove less is more: Nope. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
And just how sick does the new Batman movie (also out this month) look with Bane as the villain who breaks Batman's back ending his career? about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Looking forward to the new Spiderman movie next week. Now that they got rid of that lame-o Toby Maguire, things can only go up from here. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
#EveryNightIThink about how fortunate I am to have a loving family, good friends, a great job, and that I'm healthy, young, single and free. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
#WhatTurnsMeOff in men particularly, is a lack of respect for women. If I see you don't respect your Mom, you have zero chance with me. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
"Happy birthday Marilyn Monroe"? When will this insane, moronic practice of wishing dead celebrities a happy birthday finally end? about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Call bullshit on all their racism propaganda. #WaysToPissOffABlackPerson about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
What black people seem to forget is that Racism goes both ways. It's not all one-sided like they'd like everyone to believe. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@LeftSentThis If I started posting tweets regarding all the crimes committed by black people against white people, my Twitter would blow up. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LeftSentThis
We have more to fear from the Vancouver police than we do from the criminals. #Fact about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
#SorryICantDateYou I'm allergic to guys who are stupid, ugly and broke. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Every time I hear Kelly Clarkson's "Stronger", and it doesn't kill me, it makes me feel like I'll be able to survive anything else she does. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
This planet is devastatingly beautiful, but humans are horridly destructive creatures that are systematically destroying it. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Good luck to the Toronto Maple #Leafs with their new psycho goaltender Roberto #Luongo. #Loser about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Take a look at @rainnwilson's avatar pic. Fucking creepazoid. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Being tickled by a guy's back hair when you're snuggling. #YeahThatsCute about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@wrdsmythe No, thank you. I'm very careful of what kind of images I subject my delicate brain to. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wrdsmythe
@wrdsmythe You're welcome. Now picture a giant, purple clam devouring both your heads. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wrdsmythe
#ItKillsMeWhenPeople stab me in the heart with their words. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone