Mallorg
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Oh, wait. She wants me to double-team her with her boyfriend... I'll pass. Fuck.
7:37 AM Nov 2nd
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Man, I have been almost monogamous for a couple of weeks. What the fuck. Just got a kinky proposition email though so let's work on that.
7:35 AM Nov 2nd
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Oh wow, hemorrhoid is only one character in Chinese. 痔.
7:56 PM Sep 2nd
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Oh shit, I missed. And there's blood.
7:53 PM Sep 2nd
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peppermint essence on your cock. not recommended.
8:42 AM Sep 2nd
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I should write a tutorial on how to get laid using UNO. I think I've pretty much got it down to a science.
7:41 AM Aug 26th
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Oh yeah so now that she's HOME you want to come over, Hot/cold you rubber band bitch.
7:39 AM Aug 26th
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Had a few other girls this week too. All pretty good, but I'm kind of disappointed. Hot/cold and another ex both turned down my booty calls.
7:09 AM Aug 24th
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She came back and stayed the night and it was actually not bad apart from her sucking in bed and my favourite positions being IMPOSSIBLE.
7:07 AM Aug 24th
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My chubby cherry is still intact. But we still made out for a while and felt each other up on the couch. It would've been rude not to.
12:20 AM Aug 21st
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Some 21-year-old that I don't know messaged me out of nowhere last night and wanted to meet up. Naturally she turned out to be a fatty.
12:18 AM Aug 21st
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Main Girl's out of town. So fucking bored. I didn't realise how much of my day was sex. Time to pull out the little black book.
4:52 AM Aug 20th
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What are those big gas box things called that you find in university laboratories? Yeah. Because I just scored in one.
10:34 PM Aug 17th
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- Latest purchase. Fucking awesome or what:
6:10 AM Aug 5th
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Also, fucked Main girl in a big dark pool watched by three lifeguards, broad daylight. I didn't know someone could get so wet UNDERWATER.
7:39 AM Aug 2nd
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Spent today at a water park. Got a good long look at my hot student's bare tits twice due to wardrobe malfunctions.
7:37 AM Aug 2nd
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I'm stealing wifi from Amway and it feels good.
6:24 AM Jul 31st
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Well. Huh. That was awesome. I was kind of expecting something horribly fucked-up or awkward to happen.
10:07 AM Jul 30th
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augh, my head. exciting things should not happen to people who are this hung over.
11:25 PM Jul 26th
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oh my fucking WHAT HOLY SHIT hold the HOW CAN THIS BE guys... INTERNET DATING PAID OFF. (three people! only one cock!)
11:00 PM Jul 26th
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- Name Mallory Grace
- Location Guangzhou, China
- Bio English airquote teacher. Loveable cramp.
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