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MalleySpencer

  1. "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain." Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude, change the topic!"
  2. :) Lets make a deal right now. If neither ofuus are married by the time were 35 were getting married. :D #iloveyoukayla
  3. RT @FunnyJokeBook Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
  4. RT @GurlsDistrict † RT @SparkxyWho: When I'm expecting a text, I constantly feel my phone vibrate even though it isn't.
  5. I know its today xD
  6. OMFG, #GracekissedAdrienne
  7. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe. <3
  8. "In life all good things come to an end, but for every ending there's a new beginning"
  9. RT @(◕‿◕✿)StewieJokess™• Shout out to all the ugly bitches who think they're cute, don't play hard to get if you're already hard to want.
  10. RT @Funny Solo You're so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you.
  11. RT @★ Patrick Star ★ Before you shower, write down all your problems on your arm. That way, all your problems go down the drain
  12. I fucking hate may 15.
  13. RT @★ Patrick Star ★ RT @StewieJokess: Cop: How high are you ? Me: No officer its high how are you
  14. IV's make ur Hand very numb. #stupidhospital
  15. upset for not auditioning for legally blonde :( #maybenextyear
  16. I saw you and I can't stop smiling.
  17. RT @Khadaijia Brooks™ RT @MeDaveChappelle: RT IF YOU WERE BORN IN: 1989, 1990,1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995 1996, 1997 1998 1999 ♥
  18. Napping prevents old age, especially if doing it while driving.
  19. RT @Tumblr RT @UncommonFacts: "Hypopituitarism" is a rare disease that doesn't allow a person to feel love.