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Malecopywriter

  1. DEAR BEER COMPANIES: You do not make sports drinks. You make beer. about 8 hours ago via web
  2. BREAKING NEWS: John Edwards Only Guilty Of Being A Repugnant Cunt. about 13 hours ago via web
  3. Watching the Celtics from the Emergency Room. Yaaaaaaaay. 6:55 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. If you need to run with a supply belt then you're running too far. 11:42 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. ATTENTION MARKETERS: If you're going to force us to watch your pre-roll ad, at least make them watchable. 8:25 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! baconlube.com 4:10 PM May 29th via web
  7. Okay, so it turns out I didn't invent the word "hobosexual". But I still think my idea for bacon-flavored lube is a game-changer. 4:10 PM May 29th via web
  8. Sorry, I just wanted to use the term "hobosexual" in a sentence. I'm pretty sure I invented it. 3:53 PM May 29th via web
  9. I think I might be a hobosexual. The only thing that gets me off these days is fucking homeless dudes in long-haul boxcars. 3:53 PM May 29th via web
  10. Tinky Winky? Is he all pilled up? RT - @andrerossbetz: Sitting next to someone famous. Well famous to people younger than me. 2:32 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Or testify against Whitey. RT - @billy_baker: @Malecopywriter Southie people know better than to swim in Boston Harbor. 10:22 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Now THIS is journalism. Fox News, take note. RT - @HuffingtonPost: WATCH: Little girls trying to say "popsicle" huff.to/KdyisE 5:43 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Boston Police just found a body off of Castle Island. It better not be @billy_baker. I need him to save my favorite bar. 5:32 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Just saw this in Boston Common. No more jokes today. twitter.com/Malecopywriter… 3:31 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Just so we're clear, I wouldn't take a bullet for any of you assholes. 12:23 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Show some respect, ladies. Bikini tops at half mast, please. #MemorialDay 12:04 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Good news, Klan members. As of today, you can wear white without people thinking you're grossly out of touch with modern fashion. 12:00 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. The Indy 500 makes me wish I were dumber so I could enjoy it. 1:05 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Eating clams fried in lard two days in a row. I'm going to live FOREVER!!! 10:35 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Lawson Clarke
  • Location Boston
  • Web http://www.maleco...
  • Bio Named one of Top Five Ad Agency Twitter Accounts To Follow by Digiday, and Greatest Dick Puller Ever by DListed. Look it up.
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