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If you don't want a sarcastic answer don't ask a stupid question. about 23 hours ago via Echofon
How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? ... Wanna ride bikes? 5:14 PM May 30th via Echofon
What's green and invisible? ... The cabbage to your left. 5:12 PM May 30th via Echofon
Knock knock. "Who's there?" ... Banana. "Oh, then I'm not opening the door." 5:12 PM May 30th via Echofon
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? ... A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant. 5:11 PM May 30th via Echofon
A horse walks into a bar... No one cares, you're adopted. 5:11 PM May 30th via Echofon
Why did the elephant cross the road? ... Because it was stapled to the chicken. 5:10 PM May 30th via Echofon
Nixon made a new camera called the 'Nikkor'. Guess which color it is? ... White. 5:10 PM May 30th via Echofon
If you say "lullaby" 10 times very fast... You sound like an idiot. 5:09 PM May 30th via Echofon
@YourFavWhiteGuy #IWouldAutotune Lil Wayne. #Autotuneception 5:08 PM May 30th via Echofon
@femalethoughts Hello. I am wondering if I could take over your account name to expand my network. Please mail me at Malethoughts1@gmail.com 3:09 AM May 30th via web
When you really love someone, you will always "Make time" for them. No matter what, no matter how, you will work it out. 3:12 PM May 22nd via Echofon
My anus has been giving me lots of shit lately. What an asshole. 6:00 PM May 21st via Echofon
Bitch move from the sunlight l hate the smell of burning plastic. 2:04 PM May 17th via Dynamic Tweets
Jay-Z has a song for his daughter called glory. Glory spelled backwards is yrolg which means absolutely nothing, but I had you for a second. 1:24 PM May 17th via Dynamic Tweets
Lesson of the Day: This is your ass (_._) This is your ass in prison (_O_) 12:43 PM May 17th via Dynamic Tweets
Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie. 12:03 PM May 17th via Dynamic Tweets
Who else thinks that there are secret cameras in their house? 11:22 AM May 17th via Dynamic Tweets
Saying: "shut up, no one likes you." when someone corrects you. 10:42 AM May 17th via Dynamic Tweets
Instead of being fake, be yourself. Someone will hate you either way. 10:02 AM May 17th via Dynamic Tweets

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