Malcom_Turnbull
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Took Abbott 40 minutes to take a shit tody......Took another 4 hours before I decided to get him that "roll of toilet paper" he asked for :)
7:57 AM Dec 10th
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Might Still post the odd Comment or 2 & Let ya all know wat I been up to. Suicide wit a star picket didn't work, It jus hurt like all fuck!
5:51 AM Dec 1st
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i Lost !! Thanks to all my followers for reading my post's & commenting on them. I will think of you's everytime I bang Tony Abbott's wife.
5:49 AM Dec 1st
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If I lose my leadership I will shut down my Twitter account & Commit hari kari wit a star picket Live on free TV. Death before Dishonour!
3:53 AM Nov 30th
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Wanna Take my fucking crown ay Tony & Joe you fucking grease balls! After all the hookers & cocaine I bought for you's this is my thanks?
3:44 AM Nov 30th
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I Ain't fuckin wit this climate change bill... Fuck You Kevin.... Suck my balls Biatch!!
7:48 AM Nov 24th
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U guys eva seen Penny wong after a few wines? That Biatch is mutha fucking crazy! Titty slapping, tire smoking , bar brawling fucking Ninja!
8:59 AM Nov 15th
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@ Mad shit Mutha fucker, I'm a pump your shit in my Government payed car while snorting China white on the way to parliment. Peace!
8:10 AM Nov 12th
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in reply to KushKelz
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@ Don't fret Citizen, The only hijacking going on here is me hijacking someone else's wife, 1/2 kg of hash & a live video feed....
8:06 AM Nov 12th
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@ Rudds replies are more agonizing then the need to take a shit half way through a 3 hour speech about how fucking cool I am!
8:02 AM Nov 12th
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@ Fav Pingu...Well, Anything erotic with alot of drug use an rebranded is a political term for "Malcolm you are a fucking champ!"
7:59 AM Nov 12th
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Pauline Hanson hates drugs such as Mexican Brown, China White, Hindu Kush & African nose candy. But think's Pot, E's, Goey & Coke are fine?
8:02 AM Nov 11th
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Nobodies taking my leadership Mutha Fuckers! Even if my own party votes me out, 'Big Mal' ain't going nowhere, My name isn't Brendan nelson
10:06 PM Oct 10th
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Went clubbin on oxford st. last night. Meet a guy an asked him for a 'quick fuck', so he went to the bar an brought me back a cocktail? WTF?
9:14 AM Oct 1st
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Ok, fuck it, here's the deal If the PM gets called 'K-Rudd', I demand to be referred to as either 'Mally-T' or 'M-Bull' from now on!! MBull
7:47 AM Sep 25th
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I say "bring work choices back" , You say " Fuck you Malcolm!", I say "Let's do drug's, have orgies & party all night" & You say "fuck yeah"
10:14 AM Sep 16th
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Jus watched the movie 'Rock'n'Rolla'....."Malcolm the Rock'n'Rolla?!?"........Fuck yeah ppl! Off to buy a giant bong & gun lighter tomorrow.
6:38 AM Sep 6th
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"I'll be honest...Yes I've used cocaine, banged hookers, committed fraud & a few hit & runs, But NEVA have i try'd joining the Labour party"
7:46 AM Aug 23rd
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..." Who gives a fuck! I dont need that shit! Policies are useless! I say 'It's Malcolm time' & shit get's down....Just ask Brendon Nealson
8:17 AM Aug 20th
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Ppl Say "Malcolm, your popularity's down, you have no original policies, your party members hate you & you smell like mothballs!"
I say....
8:06 AM Aug 20th
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- Name Malcolm Turnbull
- Location Canberra
- Web http://www.malcol...
- Bio My name is Malcolm turnbull & I am a liberal party member. Here to keep Australia informed.
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